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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:16 PM Original message |
Poof! You're God. What do you do? |
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slinkerwink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. First of all, I'll smite Bush for being a pure hypocrite |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 09:40 AM Response to Reply #1 |
40. DAMN, I was going to post the same exact thing |
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slinkerwink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 02:41 PM Response to Reply #40 |
47. haha, true... |
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kalian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. Turn back the clock.... |
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bahrbearian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
3. Venture off into the Cosmos and get away from the Neo-con Hell. |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Prove my existence |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
5. Call little George and Cheney and Rummy home |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. Fix everything. |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. Drop the ban on Cuban cigars. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I'd buy a pack of bubble gum! |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 04:36 AM Response to Reply #7 |
38. If you did that, I would definately worship you |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. Point out that, for thousands of years, people were NOT SPEAKING |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. All those nuts who say theyll be gone coming Rapture... |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Ever find rapture in the bible? |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 08:45 PM Response to Reply #11 |
35. Absolutely. In the Song of Solomon. |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
12. I don't believe I'd change anything. |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. So why not make it... |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:52 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. How can you have no lack, and still have virtue? |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:12 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. You couldn't within the current parameters of the universe, |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. (Chuckle) Well, good luck doing that! |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:24 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. I thought I was omnipotent |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. GOD FIGHT! GOD FIGHT! n/t |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Proof of God |
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Salviati (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
13. Issue a press release and set some things straight... |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 08:37 PM Response to Reply #13 |
32. Still one of the most explosive pieces of writing in the last 10 years |
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RC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. Well, I think most of you have heard or figured out that |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. Mr. Bush? There Is A MASSIVE Thunderstorm In Crawford Right Now |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. I'd get all those who lie to only speak the truth, all those that steal |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:08 AM Response to Reply #18 |
36. Hey, you're only omnipotent; I'm not sure that's enough to get the Bosox |
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Delano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
19. Wad the earth up into a ball, throw it in the trash and start all over. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
20. Hmmm |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
23. first i would empty the world like a gourd of ashes and then |
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Don_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Commandment #11 |
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Feanorcurufinwe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
28. I would create an object too large for me to move. |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 06:45 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. LOL |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
29. Realize that it's impossible to be omniscient, omnipotent... |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
31. First and foremost: Get on every TV and radio station in the world... |
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bearfartinthewoods (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:38 AM Response to Reply #31 |
37. oh goodie..velociraptors and t-rex in th backyard munching |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 09:36 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. I don't think he meant all extinct species, but this would be kind of cool |
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bearfartinthewoods (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 12:57 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. yeah, until they sat on your house <grin> |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. I'm holding out for the six-foot long dragonflies! n/t |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
33. WIPE OUT HUNGER |
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Nailzberg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-20-04 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
34. Turn on the faucet and start over. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
42. Register to vote |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
43. Hmmm, OK, I'll play: |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
45. I would appear as a Flaming Shrubbery in the well of Congress |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
46. Give cats the power of speach |
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x-g.o.p.er (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
48. Vikings win the next 10 Super Bowls!!! |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
49. Immediately disavow any conversations held with George W. Bush |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
50. Hrm.... empathy and sympathy enacted on all people... |
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Rationality (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
51. What this petty mortal would do when granted the powers of a diety |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
52. I tell LDS and other folks to stop going to people's houses |
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Insider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-21-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
53. women wear clothes in music videos |
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