Mans Penis Explodes During Sex--- NO JOKE

[xultar]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

:nuke:

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."


OUCH!!!

[Endangered Specie]

1. Brings a whole new meaning to explosive sex, dont it?

[xultar]

17. Must have been mighty good! n/t

[Catholic Sensation]

2. People should test those c-rings out before using them

[Imperialism Inc.]

3. But it used to be a joke.

Eddie Murphy (about AIDS): What's next? I guess, stick your d*ck in and explode?

[Van Helsing]

4. Ouch!

My God...pain...suffering....gah.

[DEM FAN]

5. I Hate That When That Happens.

:evilgrin:

[Don_G]

6. And Yoru're Just Finding That Out Now?

:shrug:

[radwriter0555]

7. See what happens when you....

????

[Endangered Specie]

8. Guess he wasn't lying...

when he said he was DYNAMITE in bed!

:evilgrin:

[Don_G]

11. Take Your Pick

"I Feel The Earth Move" by Carol King or "When The Levee Breaks" by Led Zepplin.

Any more or is this going to turn into 'just' another sex thread?

[Endangered Specie]

13. When the dam bursts?

[Kat45]

21. "TNT" AC/DC

[BringEmOn]

9. I guess "blow job" takes on a whole new meaning, too

[Endangered Specie]

10. nice, keep Bringing them on

[Endangered Specie]

12. Also brings a whole new meaning to "wham BAM, thank you ma'am"...

last three words in higher pitch voice.

[BringEmOn]

14. I bet Monica Lewiski is grateful that it wasn't

an exploding cigar.

[Endangered Specie]

15. I dont think she could squeeze anything hard enough to make it explode...

if you know what I mean.

[BringEmOn]

16. Transylvania? Maybe the girlfriend said

"I vant to suck your blood."

[IronLionZion]

18. dupe

this was on here before, but it is still disturbing

[maveric]

19. Imagine if it happened during oral sex?

:wtf:

[kodi]

20. please read the fine print if one has used a penis pump to increase size.

its in the warranty

er, so i'm told

[Mattforclark]

22. That's not nice

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. Possible Viagra overdose?

Never tried the stuff, but I believe it works by dialating blood vessels in the penis. Sounds like this poor guy dialated a little too much.

OUCH!! :scared:

[Endangered Specie]

24. kick, this is perfect for the lounge right about now.

[Mattforclark]

25. $*(&@$(*@$^(

Why on earth must you kick this thread?

I had just about removed it from my memory by now

@$@$*@$*@$&*(&*($@*(!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!