Fantasy Football League is filled, time to trash talk!!!

[LynneSin]

We have 20 teams signed up for our EDFFL (Evil DUers Fantasy Football League) and it should be an interesting season. Nineteen teams will learn what a real winner of a team is like by watching me kick all you folk's butt this season.

The draft will happen in one month, which will give time for those who actually want to putz around with the draft order. If you do absolutely nothing with the draft list, you will automatically draft the top player available for the positions you need when it's your turn in the draft.

The draft will be on August 18th, 2003 at 8pm. That'll give us all 2 weeks to tweak our team before the regular season starts on Sept 4th.

Let the Trash talking Begin!!!!

[trumad]

1. OK...first volley...

Fantasy football's for Girls!

[davsand]

4. If it IS for girls, then I'm gonna kick butt!

Hehehe, Mojo Men are coming and you better grab ankles!

Laura

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

9. Agreed

You girls better be glad I was too late to enter. You would be playing for second place.

[leftist_rebel1569]

2. Okay...

DARKSIDE DONUTS ARE TEH RULE!

[GOPisEvil]

3. I am kicking ass this year!!!

No time to take names!!! You're all going DOWN!!!!

Muahahahahahaha!!!!!

[MoonGod]

5. You will all be Eclipsed

No stopping the Lunar Eclipse, baby!

[DrGonzoLives]

6. Look at this pansy trash-talking

Nothing but a bunch of cliche one-liners. Please, that's not trash-talking, that's putting a plastic bottle into the recycling bin.

You people can beat your chests all you want, but the fact is, there are only two favorites this year, me and northzax. We will both run you second-rate wannabe football fans all season until you are crying like toddlers with skinned knees, then I will run over northzax like a tank over a squirrel.

It's all over now. I have already won. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

[KFC]

7. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!

I come from three generations of pro football scouts. I usually do not enter amateur fantasy leagues, but after reading many of the sports-related posts on this board, I decided that DUers need to be taught a lesson. No one in DU knows shit about sports in general, much less pro football. Except me.

I will not go into my advanced evaluation/scouting/trading techniques like, for example, how to apply the YPPTRS parameter for running backs (yardage per play - tackle ratio - speed). It would be way over your dumbass heads. Just know that the Yahoo rankings are a joke and you better shuffle it around before the draft.

I may give you some draft tidbits later if I feel like it.

KFC/Wankers

[MoonGod]

8. Yeah yeah yeah... whatever you say, chickenboy...

I'll kick all 3 generations of your pro-football-scouting ass back to Pop Warner.

Yee HAW!