I swear I'm not bragging, but

[Snoggera]

I have discovered that I can combine two dissimilar actions into one timeframe, thus increasing my efficiency.

I am able to both pee into the commode and gargle with Listerine at the same time. I am then able to spit in the toilet, flush, and be on my way knowing that I have accomplished two goals. I know, it sounds far-fetched, but is absolutely true.

What skills do you have?

[brainshrub]

1. I can pee in the shower AND brush my teeth.

Thus completing three dissimilar actions.

[flaminlib]

2. I highly doubt your claims

The simutaneous act of peeing and gargling is physically impossible. It has been proven by many a drunkards.

Of course, Im just repeating what Ive heard. Cant vouch for it.

[Snoggera]

4. I've seen reputable studies done on this question

and the results seem to be quite conclusive. Apparently, 4 out of 5 experts believe that 7 out of 10 people could pee and gargle at the same time if (and this is a big IF) they only practiced the procedure.

Sorry, no links.

[flaminlib]

5. My own research..

Ive just run my own study and found the results inconclusive. Its not clear whether either task was performed successfully. All that is clear is that their is a mess in bathroom and my wife is no long speaking to me.

More research is needed, pass the brew :toast:

[camero]

3. You can't sneeze and pee at the same time

You'll blow your asshole out. :D Achoo.....BOOOOOM!

[flaminlib]

6. LMAO

OUch!

[Snoggera]

7. Thanks for the timely warning!

I was just about to attempt that (#2 on my list). I will now skip over to pulling weeds while mowing the lawn without having an appendage chopped off. This could get tricky.

[NecessaryOnslaught]

8. Holy shit, I tried it

and your right!!

[camero]

9. Ugh, now that's just gross n/t

[Deja Q]

11. You know, a warning would have been nice...

Must be revenge for the Leela doll I'd found a few weeks back... :D


Indeed, I'll just repost it: :evilgrin:



(yes, the manufacturer kinda goofed with the swimsuit... :puke:)

[kanrok]

10. Technically, it's your prostate that explodes, and depending

on the angle of deflection, it could blow out your rectum, or, it

could just mangle your sigmoid colon. On the off-chance that you are

doing this upside-down, then it is conceivable that you could

macerate your jejunum. Ouch. :nuke: