My Cranky Morning

[Mobius]

5:13 am
FUCKING GREAT BIRDS ARE CHIRPING! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HIGH PITCHED ONE SCREECHING ABOUT. i HOPE IE DIES SOON:mad:

WONDERFUL! BOY KITTIES ARE UP CUZ OF THE FUCKING BIRDS! :nuke:

Wait....maybe I can still sleep....just about zzzz....

CRASH, RUN, CRASH, MEOW...MEOW..PHONE KNOCKED OF HOOK..."if you'd like to make a call, please try again later"...<INSERT MOST ANNOYING BEEP SOUND HERE>

Well so much for sleep, a nice cigarette will calm me...WHERE'S MY FUCKING LIGHTER!:mad:

after 5 anguised minites of searching....AHHH UNDER THE DRESSER WHERE I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT LEAVE IT.

I guess I might as well make some coffee....
OOOH food bowl dipped to less than one third! What a tragedy! Gilbert cries and actually puts his paws around my feet to force me to fill it up. ugh!!!You are lucky I love you guys

Guilty Parties:
Gilbert:(ring leader) Mobius:(accomplice)


Spooky: Innocent bystander as always

[RunOfTheMillDemocrat]

1. ROTFL!

Don't you love kitties! :)

I've got one that shoves her hairy butt in my face when I answer the phone or when I'm trying to fall asleep. Grrrrr!

[jarab]

2. Welcome, RunOfTheMillDemocrat!!

jarab - DU moderator

[Mobius]

3. Welcome to DU

Im still too cranky to use a smiley face.

[RunOfTheMillDemocrat]

9. Thank you!

Both you and jarab, for the welcome.

I sometimes feel guilty for PUSHING my cat out of my face, but I hate that hairy ass in my mug when I'm trying to sleep!

[Mobius]

18. If you liked it, I would be scared for you

:scared:

[Qanisqineq]

4. sounds amazingly like my mornings

3 cats that can't stand to be even the slightest bit low in the food bowl.

Unfortunately out of cigarettes this morning and haven't slept all night. :(

[Mobius]

5. Im sorry

I WAS sleeping rather soundly...

[Qanisqineq]

6. it always happens that way

when you are having a good dream or sleeping soundly...

[indigo32]

7. I wonder sometimes if it isnt a smell thing

do they just want to smell the fresh food? I dunno...just a theory of this cat owners.

[Mobius]

8. they ate something now

I think I may try ti get in a few more hours of shut eye. ;)

[put out]

11. Until, until, until,

The inevitable sound of cat going "puke, puke, puke". And then wondering where is the puke? Is it in the kitchen, or the bathroom? Is it on the wood floors where I won't see it until I put my foot in it? Is it on the rug, where, if it isn't picked up, will eat through fiber, wood, and most industrial materials?

Gotta love the cat. I guess, if I have to.

[Mobius]

13. Spooky is the only puker

I didnt hear any puker noises, Thankfully. She only throws up cheap catfood, as if to say "This shit IS NOT good enough for my refined pallette". Gilbert is still only 10 months old so they will all get Scienece Diet kitten formula(I tried getting the adults Mobius and Spooky, to eat adult food, but with kitten food out, forget it). I am afraid of how Gilbert will react when I put him in adult food. :scared:

[TexasProgresive]

10. Our real purpose is to

serve them. As faithful servants we are rewarded with full litter boxes and if we are really good purring, kneeding and washing. Oh yes, then they will hide your small stuff under the couch.

[Mobius]

14. couch, bed, behind the toilet, in the closet (the one Gilbert knows how to

open.....)

[TexasProgresive]

19. The Egyptians worshiped cats and the never forgot.

They hide our stuff to get us on our knees.

[ikojo]

12. Anytime it is cool at night my lovely feline takes that as

her license to run amok through my small apartment. I live on the second floor so there is someone below me. I have told her that if she continues with that behavior I will lock her in the bathroom. This threat works for a few days and then she forgets about my threat and goes amok again.

Oy!!!

I loved your story!

Do be gentle in exercising justice on the guilty parties. Ensure appropriate legal representation.

[Mobius]

16. Gentle? The only reason they act up like that...

is because they KNOW momma lets them get away with murder. Spooky is always the mediator. She will come up to me and distract me with love.
Also once they are asleep, they look too cute to yell or anything. I'd die before I laid a hand in anger on any of my cats. They rule over me, and I am grateful they deign to hang out with me.

[DS1]

15. You think you have it shitty?

Our landlord is selling the house we're renting, while we're renting it, and twice this morning some fuckers I don't know have been giving themselves a tour of my room as I'm trying to work, and they expect me to be nice?

On top of that, my roommates dogs have been going apeshit over this, and between people coming over, he's got his leafblower (I hate leafblowers) going outside my window.

So have your damn cigarrette and take a drag for me :nuke:

[Mobius]

17. I think leaf blowers are the stupidest yard "tool" ever!

UGH!
how lazy can a person be???A vaccum for a yard waste, now thats an idea! A blower is like a fucked up vaccuum cleaner! What is up woth that? Have these people nevewr heard of a nice quiet rake?