I'm at post #899. Ask me something.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

[strategery blunder]

1. How long did it take you to get out of the 700 Club?

I need inspiration...

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. A couple of weeks

I didn't even feel it.

[strategery blunder]

5. I've been there for a couple of days and I'm already halfway through it

I must not be doing that horribly.:D

[BlackVelvetElvis]

6. Not in the least.

I've not had too much free time this year.
The night is mine and I intend on catching up.

[The Traveler]

3. Has Elvis really left the building?

n/t

[BlackVelvetElvis]

4. Honey, Elvis left the building a long time ago.

[The Traveler]

19. Nah

Elvis is always hanging with us ... along with a bunch of others like Holly, Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Cobain and Staley.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

20. Especially if its the pre army Elvis

Col. Tom and the movies ruined him, IMHO.
Now, the old Elvis was awesome.

[The Traveler]

23. So right you are! (n/t)

[The Traveler]

24. Hey ... keep this up

and you'll break 1000 posts in short order!

Allow me to drink a beer in your honor!
:toast:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

25. thanks. I'm drinking one in my honor as well.

Damn cheap beer.

[The Traveler]

26. When ya cross 1000

we'll crack open the good stuff.

Here's to the good stuff ...

[TheWizardOfMudd]

7. What is the color when black is burned?

?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

8. additive or subtractive color?

If your speaking of the color of light (RGB), black is the absence of color, so how can it have a color if one doesn't exist?
...I think I broke my brain.

[LividLiberal]

9. What are kitten's britches made out of?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

11. If we are speaking literally

kittens don't wear britches especially if they're one of mine:

[LividLiberal]

14. LOL! Cute pic!

The answer is cats fur!

Haven't you ever heard of the expression "cats fur for kitten's britches"?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

16. No, I haven't. It makes sense.

Of course, with my dress up kitties, who knows?
Her name is Baby and she loves only ME, ME, ME!

[LividLiberal]

18. That's okay ... I love kitty babies too. ;-)

[Taverner]

10. A cunning plan that cannot fail

oh what shall our cunning plan be?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

13. Rob them of their essence

flourinate the water.

[PartyPooper]

12. Do you remember me welcoming you to DU?

You were on your first post or so at the time. I remember, but, do you?

BTW, congratulations, once again!

:hi:

:toast:

:beer:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

15. Good Lord!

What kind of dumb thing did I say?
<blush>
Thank you PartyPooper! Time flies.

[PartyPooper]

17. I remember that you were terrific...and, I loved your username!

And, BlackVelvetElvis, you're very welcome!

:D

[5thGenDemocrat]

21. Okay

Since I was nice enough to respond, could you head down to page four or whatever and bump up my FUNDAY thread?
John
Either way, you can still come to my party (see my insufferable sig line).
It is now 63 days, nine hours and 42 minutes to FUNDAY. Bring all your friends.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

22. Consider your post bumped