salin's public service: bash me (1 hour only)... ask me anything

[salin]

looks like lots of folks are up for bashing these days - and are stomping all sorts of other folks toes in the process - then when complaining yet others feel threatened due to charges of PC.

So I offer - for one hour only - to take the heat. You need to bash? Get it off your chest.

This is my saturday afternoon DU public service :D

[bloom]

1. Ok

If NSMA is "the biggest militant feminist lesbian on DU" - what are you?

[salin]

2. I was never in the running *sigh*

too straight for the title :( So maybe I am just "the biggest loudmouth feminist trying to raise awareness about the murkiness of issues and language related to rape on DU"? or maybe just a loudmouth?

[KG]

4. you go grrl!!!you're one of my favorite loudmouths

and DU needs plenty them to drown out down the conservative/racist/homophobic/misogynistic moronic voices here.

three snaps!

:)

[salin]

5. why thanks

I will wear my loudmouth status, proudly :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. OK I'm gonna bash you for being straight

you are discriminating against me and the hood of my car. }(

[salin]

6. Oh no... now you are calling me a hood bigot?

Oh my ;-)

[SOteric]

7. How 'bout

Why can't everbody just smarten-up and see things my way?!!!

Dag nabbit!!!!


I think the gratuitous use of exclamation points adds a special something, don't you?

[salin]

8. Great question

absolutely catches the bashing tone and superiority of belief in said bash with a question of such a 'rhetorical' (albeit not sophsiticated) nature that does not allow for a discussion type response.

And done so in such a pithy way. Kudos!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. How do you prounounce your name?

Are you saltey?

[salin]

10. salty would be a typical

north central european mistake in pronunciation. My norwegian relatives would be more prone to say "saleen" - but they would want to tag on a second name and be at a loss when none existed.

I am most salty when coming out of the tide, or completing mowing the lawn.

[salin]

11. Only a half hour left... bash or question away ....

have to get to get the heat off from some of the free floating random bashing that now appears to fester then explode in the most surprising of threads (as in - the topic isn't bashing... just gets hijacked).

[northofdenali]

12. but....but...but..... (see, that's twice!)

I LIKE you.

Sniffle.

[salin]

13. why thanks

I just wanted to give a target to all of the free flowing vitriol showing up elsewhere.

And maybe, subconsciensly, show that it is much harder to bash a face and person than a stereotyped point.

:D

[SweetZombieJesus]

14. Your mother smells of elderberries, and your sister is a donkey

Your penmanship is ATROCIOUS!

[salin]

15. Not elderberries... Lingonberries

see picture (with a little surprise) http://www.trollshop.net/trolls/trollcream.htm

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. No no no...tell her her breath smells like

lutefisk...puts her over the edge every time.

[salin]

17. Not THHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

anything but that! Fish in Lye... baaaaaaaaad.

[noiretextatique]

18. hey salin...please define "PC?"

:shrug: for the life me, i can't seem to come up with a definition
:evilgrin:

[salin]

19. Partially Clothed? Pretty Claustrophobic? Petty Combustibles????

:shrug:

[noiretextatique]

20. LOL...thanks! here are a few more

pananoid convolutions? pissy colonialists? hmmm...i like that one!