A great Bush joke

[m-jean03]

Hi guys, some laughs for ya:
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So this 2nd grade teacher in Texas, who is a big Bush supporter, asks her class one day if they are all Bush fans.

Well, most of them don't really know a thing about politics, but all except Johnny raise their hands, because they want the teacher to like them.

She says "Johnny, why on Earth aren't you a Bush fan??"

Johnny answers, "well, I'm a Kerry fan."

She asks him why he supports Kerry, and he says "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan and my Dad's a Kerry fan"

"Johnny," she says, "You have to learn to think for yourself sometimes. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron?"

"Well teacher" says Johnny. "In that case, I would probably be a Bush fan"

[RobertSeattle]

1. I love how jokes change over time

When I first heard it was Gore instead of Kerry.

Thanks!

[Parrcrow]

2. heh heh heh

thanks m-jean

[m-jean03]

3. kick

you're welcome Parrcrow :)