Help me come up with a band name

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

I like "Mother Theresa & the Steaks" but I want people to help me brainstorm. Make it weird and you will be thanked profusely!

[quispquake]

1. How about "The Hairy Tongues"

Evocative, no???

[DK666]

2. Beer Battered Wives ?

Oh Im Gonna be flamed........

[Debi]

6. Do you use...

Bisquick for that? :spank:

[DK666]

10. Tempura

That way you can use chopsticks.....

[Debi]

20. Now that sounds painful

:evilgrin:

[DK666]

25. Only if its done right

n/t

[Debi]

3. How about "Tofu Dagon and the Dandilion Stealers" ?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Warmer, warmer!

[LynneSin]

4. How about Chimpy & the Pretzel Boys

:shrug:

[Debi]

8. Hahahahah..

That is a keeper!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. We Are The Dead.

[StopTheMorans]

9. how about "Mr. Happy says go home!"?

[Parrcrow]

11. Barbecue Soss and the Steaks

gets your steaks in there anyway.

[LynneSin]

12. From PCU: My Johnson is 12in long

:bounce:

At least you'd get a good crowd

[Nostradammit]

43. 12-Inch Johnson !!

I might have to name my own band "12-Inch Johnson"

LOL!

[cheezus]

13. Icecream Filled Inner Hatred

[Burma Jones]

14. Big Mack and the Truckers - OR

Harmon Clarinet
Tight Shoes
Penetration Specialists (actual IT job title)
Spoiled Sacrament
Tortilla Pictures
Miraculous Pavement
Food
Used Furniture

[Quahog]

15. The Moody Dudes

Nothing to see here.

[Mobius]

16. Side of Hashbrowns with Ketchup

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Dragonfly Nymph Seeks Mosquito Larvae

It's weird, anyway... :silly:

[Loonman]

18. The Taliband

How come nobody has used that one, yet.

O, yeah....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

96. Back up singers in Burkas

I love it!

:toast:

[Supply Side Jesus]

19. Sammy Syringe and the O.Ds.......or

I heard of a band call "Helen Keller and the Tantrums", never seen one funnier than that one.

[arcane1]

21. the Program-Related Activities

:silly:

[muchacho]

22. Puckering sphincters

no need to thank me....

[Kali]

23. make it

Mutha T's Meat

[Quahog]

24. Ben Bedlinen and the Bates Motel Maids

I'll stop now, cuz that's really stupid.

[muchacho]

26. wombat deluxe and the potted ham

[muchacho]

28. Narcoleptic Insomnia

[ret5hd]

27. The Winds of Uranus

[Hobarticus]

29. Idiot Bull Station

...from Schoolhouse Rock

[On the Road]

30. I Keep Suggesting "Burn Victims"

as a band name, but so far no one has taken the suggestion.

[muchacho]

31. Oozing Syd Barrett

[muchacho]

32. Sweet Home Purgatory

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. Feverpop.

It's what my wife called Ginger Ale when she was a kid.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

65. WE HAVE A POTENTIAL WINNER! WHO DARES CHALLENGE THIS NAME?

I call it hangover-ale but feverpop is the coolest name I've EVER heard!!!

Will I owe you royalties?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

66. Where's RandomKoolzip - since he is a member of said band?

Weigh in oh crazy-job-having-one!!!

[geniph]

34. Carnivorous Vegetarians

or Killer Rabbits Attack.

[AlCzervik]

35. How about

The Cabal

[yellowcanine]

36. Weapons of Mass Distraction - makes a nice political statement, also

May already be taken, though

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Piss-stained Shut-in and The Freepers.

[AlCzervik]

38. Or

Bloodless coup? Dunno know how bands do with blood in the name but hey why not?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

60. a name with blood: "Blood on the Sun"

how would it get there?

[Canuckistanian]

39. I got a few

The Cobalt Bumblebee Project
Crystal Snout
Two Salamanders and Their Tapir
Sack of Chains
Elian Vera and the Jet City Devils
Temple of Fruitloops
deathmouse
Fabulous Anvil
Venemous Synth
moonaxe
Holistic Hammer
Blake Manlove and the Jerusalem Plain Dealers
Caustic Ganja
boxhead
A Wall of Ducks

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. I like A Wall of Ducks and Temple of Fruitloops.

[RedEarth]

41. The Holden Mygroyne Band

[Blue-Jay]

42. Does it have to be "Somebody" and "the Someone Elses"?

Stretch and the Rubber Band?

[Robb]

44. Breezy and the Akimbo Nipples

:shrug:

[musiclawyer]

45. The LIHOPS

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. The Nixon Slugs

[Teddy_Salad]

47. The Bourbon Street Angle Grinders

.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. The Adrian Zmed Affair

[Redneck Socialist]

49. Twist Barbie's Head Off

Yugoslavian Tupperware
Master Bates and the Blind Boys

Howzat?

[NewHampshireDem]

50. I just saw a Levitra commercial, so how about ...

COD: C@#k On Demand ...

[Exgeneral]

52. in that vein: "4 HR. Erection"

greatest .disclaimer.ever
"erections that last longer than four hours are a serious medical condition and you should consult your physician"

[NewHampshireDem]

53. or, how about ...

"In that vein" ... pun definately intended :)

[ProudGerman]

51. my nominations

The Flaming Pants
Funk Bunny and the Oh-Shits
Did Your Mom
Spanktron 5000
Crescent Wrench
Shotgun shells and Tampons
80 Proof mistake

[Zomby Woof]

54. Trane Crossing

But if you want weird, how about the AsscrackSmilies?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

63. Nice try ZW!!!!

:)

Trane Crossing sounds good!

I prefer Cray Z Trane

[Exgeneral]

55. The Fucking degenerates

censor if applicable.

[Khephra]

56. Pick up a copy of the Illuminatus Trilogy

It has about 5 pages of great band names near the end of the book.

[KamaAina]

57. Brain Sandwich

You think I'm kidding?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1423969

[Feanorcurufinwe]

58. Donna Oh's Reality

Donna Oh made the headlines as a missing person. It was all over that papers - "Where is Donna Oh?" after a few days she turned up with a story of being kidnapped, etc. But it turned out, she had met a truck driver and spent the weekend in a cheap motel with him, fucking.


Ever since then, I've thought "Donna Oh's Reality" would be a good name for a band.

[Van Helsing]

59. Kangaroos Ate My Sock.

KAMS. It's random and funny. :)

[greendog]

61. Can-A-Ballistic Hairpiece

n/t

[lucidmadman]

62. ZIRCON TUNA or...

MAN CALLED JED

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

64. Zircon tuna -- now that's truly bizarre

Bless your soul

:toast:

[lucidmadman]

67. It came up (so to speak) in a poem I wrote...

...doing some surrealist automatic writing and I thought what a great name for a band. :crazy:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

68. everyone has been ignoring it but I started a cyber-dada thread

this is it, I know it's silly but I thought other poeple might chime in. I used AltaVista Babelfish translation on some Japanese mytholgy sites. The results were truly weird!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1018848

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

69. Ramen and the Noodles (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

70. Excellent - and so fitting - if you knew us!

Or it could be Iceberg and the Lettuces!

:toast:

[Ramsey]

71. Pile of Dung

That's the band name that my mom suggested for my own band a few years back. Don't think it was a reflection on her opinion of our music, just the several glasses of wine. We were stuck at a restaurant in the middle of a massive flood at the time.

We didn't use it, but feel free!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

74. Duely noted - I noted it twice!

Thanks

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

72. The Firewalled Ports (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

73. Abject Submission (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

75. Whatsoever (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

76. Oscar and the Mixed Animals (nt)

[SmileyBoy]

77. Arsenic

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

79. While we're on chemical elements

Praseodimium
Protactinium
Strontium
Antimony
etc... no shortage of weid names: http://www.webelements.com

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

82. Strontium 90 was the original name of the Police

FYI

[mitchum]

78. "Jazz Bastards" or "The Cocksmen"...

but stay away from "Old Guys With Ponytails" Ughh...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

83. I prefer "the Cocksmiths"

Sounds bothg professional and pornish

[mitchum]

84. Yeah, but with the "smiths" part in there, people will think that you...

elect to not use the "cock" Given Old Mopey's celibacy and all...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

85. No - I will hold on to my cock til...........never mind

sigh

[FDRrocks]

80. Hmm

Dirty Dick and the Tasty Testicles. That'll draw the crowds.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

87. How 'bout Dirty Testicles and the Tasty Dicks

Kinda skewes it just a bit to keep kids on their toes

[Philestine]

81. Stimplewick

The

Mutton pasties
Monkey spunk mopeds
Stimata
Bumbleweed plimole
Bitten Weasels

Third Hand Pants

[ZenLefty]

86. Jif and the Choosy Mothers?

:shrug:

The Vas Deferens?

:shrug:

Feed?

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

88. We have 2nd place!!!!

Jiff and the Choosy Mothers is hot, but we'll get sued. Plus "The Choosy Mothers" sounds better!


BTW - The Pubic Mound?

[ZenLefty]

90. Jif and the Choosy MoFo's?

How about Pubic Playground? Something that takes advantage of the synergy between pubic and public.

[LostInAnomie]

89. Can't Grow Pubes

[muchacho]

91. ball cheese

[Whitacre D_WI]

92. Naked B. Anthony

or "Prague Spring"

[ZenLefty]

93. John Q. Pubic?

:shrug:

[Champ]

94. Champ's Band

:D

[DS1]

95. Second Flush Mandatory

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

97. A contender!!!!

I like your style more and more every day!!!!
Hahahahahahah!!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

[nuxvomica]

98. Replenishing Jessica

It's the title of an out-of-print book that I've never read but I always thought it would be a cool band name.

[mouse7]

99. Flatulent Jesus n/t

[Renew Deal]

100. Day three without smokes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1022727

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

102. Does this come from a personal place fellow hater of Pete King?

or is it theoretical?

[Renew Deal]

103. There is a candidate coming to take on King.

I have heard a few things. We shall see. Anyway, I saw the title of that thread and thought it would be perfect.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

104. Please let us all know about him/her

We all took great umbrage by your being insulted by him. And when he insulted me too I decided to take it personally!

:toast:

[HEyHEY]

101. El bando!

[terrya]

105. How about : Ann Coulter is a man!

[BlondieK143]

106. Poptart Monkeys

Wait, that ones already taken, but still. I like the name :)

[DS1]

107. continuing my scatological bent...

Quivering Porcelain

Shifty Quick and the Tapdancing TP Raiders

Turd Blossom

Manure Ugly <- just to be clear, this works on how it's said