Gumby vs Davey Hanson

[JVS]

Who will win this clash of claymation titans?

[BurtWorm]

1. Gumby kicks ass!

Davey doesn't even know what ass is.

[JVS]

2. Gumby never got in a fist-fight

Davey and Jonathan were beating the shit out of each other one episode. People think that Davey is a good kid, but in reality he is a child who struggles daily with his urges to sin. Don't you remember the time he poisoned the watershed in the woods by dumping red paint down the well? Or how he snatched up all the bottles laying around town for the deposits and the homeless guy was screwed?

[BurtWorm]

4. Gosh, I-I guess I forgot.

"I don't think that's a good idea, Davey."

Now it's all coming back to me.

Gumby would still kick his ass.

[JVS]

5. Did you ever watch Gumby?

All that hoser ever did was run away from the blockheads. You seriously over-estimate his potential for violence

[BurtWorm]

6. You forget that he has Pokey as a companion.

And Pokey had hooves. ;)

[JVS]

7. Davey has a vicious dog.

Davey also has a disturbed veteran as a father who drives a Jeep and tells him about how horrific the war was. Gumby's dad is a fat piece of shit, who won't be able to stop the killing frenzy that happens when Mr. Hansen sees people in Green (which reminds him of platoon of 16 year old German kids he mowed down in 1945) since Gumby is green it will trigger the response.

[ronnykmarshall]

8. I wrote this wacked out story about Davey's mom.

I'm not done with it. But it's about Davey's mom finding out that Mr. Hansen is doing his secretary.

It's FILTHY!!

[JVS]

11. Davey and Goliath facfic, OH NOOOO!

please feel free to PM me a copy

[BurtWorm]

13. I would like to see that too.

Anything on the Jetsons, ronny? ;)

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Not yet

I'll pm both you what I have so far.


I have to warn both of you. It's not FCC or Politically Correct approved.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Ok, check you PM boxes.

You might want to take a shower after you read it.

[BurtWorm]

17. Oh my god!

I don't know how that made it through the firewall here! Must have scorched its way through. ;)

Reminds me of a little cartoon I drew years ago based on the characters in Family Circus. ("How 'bout we go to work creating a new character for the strip, babe! Grrrrrrrrrowwwr!" "Look, Jeffy! Mommy and Daddy are doin' what that man and lady did on the Star channel!" "Wow! They're fortificatin'!")

[ronnykmarshall]

21. I told ya it was steamy!

[JVS]

18. Can't wait for the dramatic confrontation

[ronnykmarshall]

20. yeah, I kinda stuck right now

I'm thinking torn between Goliath attacking daddy H and bitinig him in the Christain gonad or Mrs. H pulling out a pearl handled pistol out of her purse and taking care of business.

But I know for sure the "unsaved" checker will be there to kick some ass too.

[JVS]

22. I'd go with a fight between Mrs H and the Mistress

and then see where you can take it after that.

[ronnykmarshall]

24. Good idea

Mrs. H is probably a scrappy gal. Lana the unsaved checker can take on Mr. H.

[BurtWorm]

10. Ok! OK! I CHANGE MY VOTE!

GODDAMNIT!!


;)

[JVS]

12. There you go

[Canuckistanian]

23. And his pony pal Pokey, too

He could wipe the floor with Goliath.

[Parrcrow]

3. For plastecine characters....

Davey looked like he'd be alot more fun to squish.

[Fenris]

9. I vote for the non-Christian

[Van Helsing]

16. "Whatcha doin', Davey?"

"I'm making a pipe bomb to blow up Planned Parenthood!"

"I don't know, Davey..."

"I'm sick of your lack of faith!"

*loud explosion*

Hahahahahaha!

[Kahuna]

19. Davey!!!!!!! I miss Davey!!!!

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