Will someone tell me what M.A.T.C.O.M. stands for!?!?!?!?!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Is it like some sort of GI Joe vehicle? Or Cobra?

[skooooo]

1. Truth, Justice, the American Way, and Smiley-butts.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. No - M.A.T.C.O.M. - not T.J.A.W.S.B.

I hate typing anagrams

[Fenris]

2. It's easier than saying "threadjacking assholes" over and over again

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. too true, too true - however

I need to know.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Ahem...

Matcom's
Asshole
Triad
Committee
On
Mischief

The founding members are: matcom, ZombyWoof and me.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Triad in the Jefferson Airplane sense?

Scandalous!

[GOPisEvil]

7. No, no...

...although in fairness, it was the Zomby who coined the name.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. So that is the official answer?

[GOPisEvil]

9. The only scandalizing we do is hijacking threads.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. snort...chuckle...giggle...

Riiiiggggttt! :hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Where you taking this one? Honduras? Guam? Texarkana?

[GOPisEvil]

12. Hmmm...depends...but before we leave, I have a question.

I'm thinking about buying a condo. Should I?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Ye you should because a condo would keep your illicit triad

out of the public eye

[GOPisEvil]

22. True...

...although, we operate quite openly here on DU.

But, establishing a secondary permanent base camp might be the way to go. Matcom Shangri-La is our primary home base.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. ahh - stately pleasure dome

I see. Me, I operate at the Trane Station

[GOPisEvil]

24. Zomby is our roving member.

He's been known to change locations drastically.

[Zomby Woof]

56. my member doesn't rove!

So stop saying that! x(

[Drifter]

65. Yikes ...

hanks for the imagery. Ruined my whole damn Friday.

OK, no it didn't.

Now leave Rover alone.

Cheers
Drifter

[LynneSin]

13. Please - I have plenty of Scandals from DU gatherings

Threadjacking is the least of your mischief

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Moi?

Drunken Mad-Libs is hardly scandalous.

Now smoking in the stairwells with MaineMary...(well she smoked, I just went along for the fun.)

[LynneSin]

15. I know that you and Will Pitt shared a room

do tell about that drunken night of lust

[GOPisEvil]

16. I shared a room with you, too.

Talk about scandal! :o

[LynneSin]

17. I was perfectly sober and I know I slept in my own bed

so there!!!

[GOPisEvil]

18. No perfectly sober person sprays Febreze on other people.

Especially when they're on the phone with a radio station in Canada.

[LynneSin]

58. That wasn't me, it was my evil twin Skippy!!

:crazy:

I was at church at a Prayer Revival that night. I have witnesses, you can't prove it was really me!!!

[Zomby Woof]

41. OF! OF!

You keep saying ON instead of OF.

You are no longer allowed to answer this question. (since it does pop up several times a year). :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

43. I almost edited it to OF!

:argh:

[Zomby Woof]

48. just for that

You are giving me a 10 stroke lead in the next round of golf! :D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Merry Asscrack-Touting C*nts Off Medication (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the shit!!!

[GOPisEvil]

26. Please...not the "c-word".

:-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. Okay... Commies then?

[GOPisEvil]

32. That's better!

:7 Since we're all just a bunch of pinkos anyway.

[matcom]

25. FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[CatWoman]

27. I was wondering when your happy ass would show up

[matcom]

28. fucking work

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

29. Isn't that the truth?

Always getting in the way. :grr:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Ahh - here's the culprit!

Is is ture, this Triad that GOPisevil speaks of?

[matcom]

33. whilst i cannot divuldge classified information...

we are the evil Triad that GOPisEVIL speaks of. just know that nobody is safe from us.

you will know you have been M.A.T.C.O.M.ed when you look to the heavens and see our signal of threadjacking gluttony which is as follows:



i would advise you to immediately find safe shelter.

that is all.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. ****shudder****

I am replete with fear

[GOPisEvil]

35. Where is Zomby?!?!

Is he taking a post-tax-day sabbatical?!?!

He must arrive to make the Triad complete!

[matcom]

36. maybe his penis exploded

:D

[GOPisEvil]

37. Oh man, don't I hate when that happens.

The blood NEVER comes out of the sheets. x(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. Damn Transylvanians

They have the worst blood related problems

[Zomby Woof]

39. The OFFICIAL answer!!!

Matcom's Asshole Triad Committee Of Mischief

It's a long story, but CatWoman once ran a poll asking who were the Lounge's biggest threadjacking assholes. Matcom, me, and GOPisEvil won the poll (this was before the polling feature existed, so it was less formal). She called us 'the asshole triad'. So I extended it further by taking Matcom's name and making it an organization.

So there ya go.

[GOPisEvil]

40. Nice of you to join us.

Post-tax-day sleep-in? :D

[matcom]

42. HEY ZW!!

is your penis better? :D

[Zomby Woof]

47. bigger and better every day!

Those emails were right - it DOES work! :D

I am wiped. Didn't wake up until 11.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. Mental note: Watch out for the Triad

Thanks

[GOPisEvil]

45. Now we're all together. Mothers hide your daughters!

[matcom]

46. TO THE MATTSIGNAL DAMMIT!!

[GOPisEvil]

49. To the Mattmobile!!!!

[matcom]

50. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

SHOTGUN!!

[GOPisEvil]

52. I wonder if the "buttcrack" is painted on the other side door!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

51. Asscracksmileyists UNITE!

You have nothing to lose but your pants!

[CatWoman]

53. once assholes

always assholes!!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

55. damn tootin'!!!

:hi:

[matcom]

57. *snif*

one of the nicest things you ever said to us

[GOPisEvil]

59. Semper Sphinctorous!

Always Assholes! :D

[Kadie]

54. Maverick Against The Conservative Obnoxious Morans

That's what I always thought anyway.

[Zomby Woof]

64. I like it!

:D

[LynneSin]

60. M.A.T.C.O.M. STANDS FOR OPRESSION

Opression of the Anti-Buttcrack Smilie movement and oppression of their workers in Guam making the M.A.T.C.O.M. approved Lime Green Butt Plugs

I weep for the future of our children

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

61. None of us are having children, so fear not!

:D

[LynneSin]

62. It's not YOUR children I weep about

but the other children you've conned into working for pennies for day so adults in american can have the pleasure of a Lime Green Butt Plug

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

63. If it weren't for our pennies a day, they'd have NOTHING!

Better our pennies a day than total starvation! :P