I will be watching America's Funnist Home Videos while you-know-who talks.

[UrbScotty]

Vintage AFV, with Bob Saget.

I'd rather watch funny slips of people's feet instead of slips of the guy's tongue.

[Cush]

1. I'll be watching hockey

[elperromagico]

2. Bob Saget = Genius.

Greatest Entertainer Of The Twentieth Century. I have spoken.

[bigwillq]

3. AFHV, isn't that what Shrub's speech is called?! (nt)

[elperromagico]

4. No, that's called "My Big Dumb American President"

n/t

[bigwillq]

5. Wait, isn't it-"My Big Dumb Coked Out American President?"

n/t

[elperromagico]

6. I think that's the Canadian title.

We're not allowed to call the President "coked-up" here in the States, unless he's a Democrat and his last name is spelled using the following letters: N, T, I, C, L, and O.