Let's start the FReeper Bush press conference thread early:

[Paragon]

president Bush luks very handsum in his suit an tie

I am so prowd of this gud CHRISTAN man

Gud thing we moved tat Helan Thomas bich to the bak of the room, she is old! LOL

Wee must " stay the coarse" in Iraq - Gd bless president Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sagan]

1. Iraq

The IOraqis need to sunderstand that were there to liberwsate them. And we neede to shoot thema ll and put bacon int their mouths!

[LTR]

2. Im so thankful to hav a REEL patriot in charg!

He's a patriot and a reel Amurican.

Better than that godless anti-american commie traitor KKKerry!

And just let those anti-american commie libruls say bad things about our president. I'll go over to their houses personally and give em an attitude adjustment.

[sniffa]

3. those idits at DunbU

are make fun of our president. a man prinicsopLe unLike their pereniaL rapist.

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. Goddammit! I can't bilLIEve that COMMUNIST NEWS NETWERK reporter...

...actually asked Our Grate and Holly President a qwestion!

He dozen't have too answer you damned Libberuls goddammitt!! GOD ALMIGHTY gives him his supper powers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LTR]

5. Thats KLINTOON NEWS NETWERK, moran!

sheesh!

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. Like thar's a differrence?

Klintoon and Communist is the same f**kin thing!

[Paragon]

7. Plus he usd the lord's name in vane

Now he's gona get LEFT BEHIND

Probibly a DUmmie troll, thinks he can sound lik one of us LOL

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. Oh my Gawd!!! I did take His Name in vein!

I better send Pat Robertson anothe $700 so he will furgive me! :scared:

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Is it true that HITLARY KLINTOON is sleeping with KOMMIE KERRY?

Don't them Librals have anny morils like GOD's chosen one George W Bush, hour bennivolent leeder??

[Paragon]

10. I read tat on Drudge

HITLERY is a slutt

*ping*

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. And Chlsea is a Lezbean!

Sean Han-nutty told me so, and he wuldn't lie.

[Streetdoc270]

16. But I thout

that Hittlerly and KK's WIFE was the ones sleeping togethure LOL


'DU's fer Dummies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[LTR]

11. bump

:bump:

[Paragon]

14. *ping*

:7

[LynneSin]

13. Dem Liberals are just MORANS!!!

:bounce:

[cheezus]

15. Hahaha. Hes kicking teh dems asses

Hes so smart and honest unlike that liar clinton. He knows its clintons fault that 911 happened but he could have stopped it if clinton wasn't too busy getting a blowjob to protect the christians from the evil muslimic nations.

Those stupid left wing reporters keep asking him those hard questions trying to trap him, but hes to smart. Hahaha. Were gonna win in 2004.

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. Our Cristiean President shuld make Toby Keith his Secretary of State.

I nevir trusted that Colon Vowel. No I don't mean cuz of that. Im not a raciest or annything! I jus think that Toby Keith would do a better job putin a boote in the ass of those commie terrorist towelheads!

[peekaloo]

18. He seams very series tonite.

I thank we should all prey for hem.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. Didn't our President look great?

Laura must have brewed some coffee before he went on. Didn't look drunk at all!

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. Nook them Eyerakeans bakk to the stones age!!!

Thank G_d that hour Presidnet is so on the ball with this. Klintoon nevir wood have taeken the fite to the Eyerakkians on they're home soil! Since we cought Osaddam Husayneladen the wurld is thankfol for hour excellennt leederchips!

Fuck the French. We didn't deklare our independance from the goddam French in 1492 for nothing. We didn't give in to thoze cheeze eeting cirendur munkeys then and we ain't going to do it now.

(Enid... get me another six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, I'm on a roll!)

Now that America is loved all over the wurld, even in Eyerak, hour soldeirs can express their godgivven 2nd ammendment rights by shooting them ragheds with lazer guided boms and runnin them down with tanks.

Hitlery Klintoon wud never let our soldeirs do so much effectives killin becuz she is a lezbian who weers pants and trousers.

GUD BLASS AMERICA AND GODD BLASS PRSEDNET BUSH!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Anyone else a WEBTV USER? I LOVE IT...

JOE FREEPER

[LTR]

21. a bump fer a real american

:bump:

[Love Bug]

22. Dammit! You guys just ruined my makeup!!

Ghod--I'm laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes! Y'all are EVIL!! :-D

[Paragon]

23. You DUmmies just cant git ovur kAtherin Harris, can you???

I kno what you ment by that " makeup" comment, DUh.

Shes a beutiful women now - did yoo see that pictur of her on tat horse, rowrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. kick!

KAANT WAITE FOR THE PRESNIDENTS SPEICH!!!

[Endangered Specie]

25. Its bump, not kick you DUmb Commie.

[Paragon]

26. No, it's *ping*

You must be a DUmmi troll...



This thread has been pulled.

Ok

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. boing?

isnt thet they write 1?

[Canuckistanian]

27. OUR PRESIDNET IS THE GRATEST

AND HE DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING ON AUG. 6, SO THERE!

[slinkerwink]

28. I love how he says nukular, and believes those dman Irawkis should

be killeed!

[Paragon]

29. Contrast and compare:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1117053/posts?q=1&&page=51

[Endangered Specie]

31. bump

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. We is so sad that its over. But lukily we got it saved on tape.

:hi: