Maybe you're the type of person whose into cars or basketball or
something else. Personally, I'm into ninjas. You probably already knew that. So a couple of years ago I made a website to tell everyone about the sweetest beings that have ever existed. Ninjas. At the time, I didn't even know there were people who felt the same way I did. But now, because of all of you who love ninjas and signed up on this silly mailing list, some publisher wanted me to write a book. This book, REAL Ultimate Power, is everything I know about ninjas. Who they are, what they eat, what they like to do, and everything. I even teach you how to become one. But most importantly, REAL Ultimate Power will make you so pumped that your mom won't even understand what's happening to you because you'll be going so nuts, ripping up the carpet and throwing couch cushions all over the living room, that nobody, not even a police officer, will be able to stop you. And that's a fact.
Now you can pre-order the REAL Ultimate Power so you don't have to keep worrying about it every day. And when it comes out you'll save a bunch of gas money because you can just be sitting at your house eating Doritos and watching movies with your buddies and then BOOM the mailman busts in with his pants around his ankles and he's like "Yo, it's here. The book. I've been running around the damn neighborhood trying to find you." Then you and your buddies could stay up all night hanging out and eating pizza and learning about ninjas while the mailman goes back to his stupid life.
If you click on the Amazon link, you can purchase the book pretty
easily. It will only take five minutes. Plus I think I get a couple
extra cents, which is awesome. And after pressing the button, you can
press proceed to checkout on the right side of the screen and everything will be OK. But if you buy the book at a store in person, tell the cashier that Robert says "Yo." I don't think you'll get a discount or anything, but at least the lady will know what's going on.
(By the way, there's another guy named Robert Hamburger. He wrote some book called Bistros in Paris. That Robert Hamburger isn't me. I can't stand bistros.)
Order REAL Ultimate Power, The Official Ninja Book
Click below if you want to get pumped. I mean really really pumped.
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/080652569X/ref=ase_theoffi
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