caption the pres. who's number 1

[sniffa]

[sniffa]

1. i remember this part of the fieLd sobriety test

[GOPisEvil]

6. No, sir, you're supposed to touch your own nose.

Just riffin' on the FST theme.

[fryguy]

2. just once

"You shouldn't ask me a question that wasn't fed to the press corp by my staff in advance Johnny, my brother asked me a question that wasn't fed to the press corp by my staff in advance once....ONCE!"

[BringEmOn]

3. "Make mine a double....straight up."

[regularguy]

4. "Bang. Bang.....

Osama, you're dead. BANG! You too Saddam. BANGBANG! Outta here John Ker....wait don't write that down..."

[Kadie]

5. See, I'm not drunk. I can follow my own finger.

[skip fox]

7. "So when I was twenty-four, I guess, I heard about this third eye you're

supposed to have and I figured, if other people got it, then why can't I? So I would train myself to follow my finger as I brought it up to the middle of my forehead, but that just strained my eye. So later I tried pounding a nail, soft-like, right where the third eye was supposed to be, thinking I might wake it up or something, . . And WOW! . . . Did I see colors or what? . . . So I know better than to f*ck with a Maharajah or any of those tripped out religious sorts of those screwball cults like Hinduism or Buddah and stuff . . . . That is, don't worry . . . I KNOW what we're doing in Iraq."

[Endangered Specie]

8. Im so fucking powerful, I point at you and the...

...SS(Secret Service) will kill you!

[cosmicdot]

9. You say, Mr. Prez, that war is peace, which way is down?