Chicago sports fan joke

[kanrok]

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick,
shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck,
saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and
rush over to interview the boy.

"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in
his notebook. But I'm not a Cub Fan the little boy replies.
Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the
reporter and starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

But I'm not a Sox Fan either, the little boy replies. Sorry but since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his notebook.

I'm not a Bears Fan either, says the boy. Oh......I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.
What team do you root for the reporter asked?

I'm a Packers fan the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in
his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved
Family Pet

[AlinPA]

1. I love that joke. Thanks for a good laugh. n/t

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

2. Great joke Kanrok,

I'll have to remember it.

[fishnfla]

3. Good one

I knew it would end up that way. Hey Kanrok, I'm reading a great book.

"Mudbaths and Bloodbaths" The inside story of the Packers-Bears Rivalry. Good book. I actually have some respect for the Bears, but what the hell, its April, I'll get over it.

Bronko Nagurski, what a player!

[kanrok]

5. Gotta get that book

Despite by avowed hatred of all things green and gold, I do have a lot of respect for the Pack. (Gaaaaaccccckkkkk...did I just say that?). I cannot wait for football to start. I have the most fun anticipating the Bears/Packers games, but have had little to cheer about since Favre has been the QB. Ahhh...there's always next year.

[LynneSin]

4. You could substitute Philadelphia/Cowboys for that same exact joke

and we'd get it here in Philly!