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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:10 AM Original message |
Son of "Only the Punchline" thread |
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TheDebbieDee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
1. Here's mine..... |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:42 AM Response to Reply #1 |
18. That's one of my favoirte jokes |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
2. "Crushed nuts?" "Nope - broke my leg!" |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
3. "It's all in the delivery." |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
4. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
5. "Your mother's on the roof...." (n/t) |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
6. So I bit him |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
7. "If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!" |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
8. And the Rabbi said... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
9. "He Was Wearing a HAT!!!" |
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moof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
10. Irregardless that is still dookus's tookus. |
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billybob537 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
11. Fuckin dis custard! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
12. "Peter - I Can See Your House From Here!!" |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
32. Dammit ... |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
13. ..."there's a knot in the rope..." |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. "He puts the panties on his head and says.... |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. And then the Doctor said |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
16. "Ten bucks, same as downtown." (n/t) |
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woofless (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
17. She: "What does she have that I don't?" |
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Hemprus (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:37 PM Response to Reply #17 |
38. awesome |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
19. "Melvina, Paulina and Lunt" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
20. "I Bought My Wife a Fur Outfit - A Gun and a Trap!" |
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Redbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
21. I didn't say she was nuts... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
22. "...but, the punchline's too long." |
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billybob537 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
23. He's a post turtle! |
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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-04 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
24. Fffffffffffsssssshhhhhhhh! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
25. "Well, You Tell Mister Tur-TELL and Mister Buz-ZARD.... |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
26. This one is for high-brow, cerebral types: |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
27. "you dumb genie!" |
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Tredge (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
28. I stole some of these... |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Don't laugh! You're next!" |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
30. "At these prices, you won't see many more!" |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:16 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. Setup for number 2: |
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Tredge (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 07:56 AM Response to Reply #34 |
57. Well I gotta say... |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
31. So the farmer tells the traveling salesman, "Oh, those... |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
33. "That one's for you, that one's for the butcher." |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:21 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Okay, please setup the last one--it's rather disturbing on its own. nt |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 04:48 AM Response to Reply #33 |
54. Okay, short version |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 07:36 AM Response to Reply #54 |
56. Read post #34; my "cultural" intelligence is pathetically lackluster! |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
35. "But he's OUR dingbat!" nt |
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Norbert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
37. Who cares about the rat story, do you have a bronze statue of a Republican |
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gbwarming (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
39. They lie awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
40. "So could I. Mine's as big as a house!" |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
41. So the doctor says |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
42. One has cunning stunts... |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
43. climb up there and slide down just one more time |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
44. (pulls down pants & bends over)... "You tell ME, lady!" |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
45. "Look, kid, I'm out of money and I don't even like football!" |
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Norbert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
46. The bartender said, "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
47. "The "ATR" Button Was for the Automatic Tampon Remover..." |
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Ricdude (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
48. You'd think the second one would have ducked! |
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opiate69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
49. "...chase her around the room.. |
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bubblesby2002 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
50. So I hit him with my bag of quarters |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-04 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
51. Sure. Who's he gonna tell? |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 01:44 AM Response to Original message |
52. the little SOB..... |
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BritishHuman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 03:50 AM Response to Original message |
53. And the kid says, "I'm not really a welder." |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-15-04 05:07 AM Response to Original message |
55. Four skin-divers.... |
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