Help him out. Specific CAPTIONs only.

[underpants]

[sniffa]

1. those dentures have gotta be here somewhere

[Richardo]

8. "I think I don't remember."

(Thanks to Art Buchwald.) :thumbsup:

[cosmicdot]

2. I did not have relations with that PDB

(does poor Clinton imitation with lips)

[LibDemAlways]

3. "Who are those guys in the white coats?

And why are they coming toward me?"

[LynneSin]

4. Regis, I think I'm going to need help with this question

[underpants]

11. LOL

How many lifelines does he get?

[LynneSin]

13. He used up all his lifelines years ago

:mad:

And they're still letting him play

[GOPisEvil]

5. Where's my other flag pin? I had 2 the other day.

[cosmicdot]

6. if I look like a Duck Wad ... act like a Duck Wad ... I must be Duck Wad

[peekaloo]

7. Preparation H has the opposite reaction of collagen, who'd thunk it?

See he's NOT like his daddy afterall....no lips to read!

[many a good man]

9. READ MY LIPS

I did everything possible to prevent 911 and I never told a lie about Iraq!

[wysimdnwyg]

10. I just don't understand...

why anyone would want to blame me! I mean, I was on vacation for almost the whole month before 9/11. How could I have done anything. And it's not like I do a whole lot when I'm actually AT work.

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. What?

All right, YES, I admit it. I'm not wearing a tie because I don't know how to tie one and I couldn't find a Secret Service agent to help me. Are you happy now?

[kodi]

14. "can i do louis armstrong? sure, here goes."

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