Mating season?

[trof]

We have a very realistic looking, life-sized, plastic Great Blue Heron affixed to our dock rail. Gender is unknown.

It is so real looking that passing boaters have stopped to photograph it.
However, I didn't realize just how completely authentic it is until this morning.

I heard squawking and screeching, and looked out to see a live, young Great Blue Heron perched on the rail about ten feet from the statue. He(?) was preening and fluffing his feather and casting inquiring glances at our replica.

Poor guy.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I wish it were mating season for me too

I could really stand to get some right now. :evilgrin:

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. Hi trof

I missed yer face around here!!

[oneighty]

3. Hey Trof.

I know that many of the Dear Readers in the lounge will not believe this story, but I have two Plastic Pink Flamingos as room mates. One might wonder how it came to be that I have two Plastic Pink Flamingos as room mates. Well I am not going to explain but if you archive (The Failed Pink Flamingo Caper) from a year or two ago you will understand.

Anyway I caught them frolicking on my bed one day and I took a picture of the startling scene.

And if you do not believe this story just ask JitterbugPerfume. She knows that I speak the truth in all things.

180

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. yes! it is true

there were pink plastic feathers everywhere Very pornographic picture I expect Ashcrofts henchmen to confiscate it any day now , and ship me off to Gitmo as an undesirable

it is your fault 180 , but I will not narc

[MissMillie]

5. The rutting season

for sure.

It's also KITTEN season! Wish I could go get another new kitty, but since I'm moving to a smaller place, I think I should just stick to the 3 I already have.