An old man goes to the White House.

[Renew Deal]

An old man approached the White House from the park across
Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke
to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Bush." The Marine looked at the man and
said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides
here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day,
the same man approached the White House and said to the same
Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The
Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer resident and
no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked
away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and
spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in
and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated
at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've
told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no
longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at
the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you
tomorrow!"

[napi21]

1. Thanks Bleachers! That was good!

I hope the whole country can do that same thing SOON!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. I love stories

with happy endings! :D

[tjwash]

3. lol

:toast:

[strategery blunder]

4. Good one! I need to share with some freepers.

:bounce:

[Nite Owl]

5. Thanks,

gotta pass that one on. Needed a smile.

[NewHampster]

6. Best one I've heard in awhile

I needed a joke for Toastmasters this week.

the freeps should like this one.