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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:58 PM
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CAPTION ... mmmmm-kay???


W is thinking: oh, God, what is his name ... one of those Pharaoh names ... Tut... no ... Rams... no ... dang .... Burbank ...



US resident George W. Bush speaks during a joint press conference with Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak the US Marine helicopter hangar next to Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas.(AFP/Luke Frazza)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:59 PM
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1. excuse me while i take a crap behind my lectern...
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 08:01 PM by LastKnight
when you gots to go you gots to go! shit comes out both ends, ya know.

-LK
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HEFFA Donating Member (414 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:00 PM
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2. Where did I hide those WMD's?
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:19 PM
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3. Why did Laura say she loved my new tie?
n?t
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danbee46 Donating Member (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:24 PM
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4. Mmmmmmm..
...who put crazy glue on my pretzels?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:25 PM
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5. I don't have lips, so you can't put lipstick on me even if you tried
so there

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:26 PM
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6. OILCAN...(creak!)...OILCAN!
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 08:27 PM by Fenris

If he only had a heart...
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Darth_Ole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:39 PM
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7. CAPTION...
"Shit, Rangers down by 3..."
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:04 PM
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10. The tinman really did have a heart though
He was cryin' all the time!

I love the Tinman.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:49 PM
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8. Just before: "So George, can you do any tricks?"
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:58 PM
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9. Where did I leave my dentures last night?


Where did I leave my car? Where did I sleep. God, was I drunk or what?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:06 PM
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11. I remember Pukes making fun of Clinton for doing that lip thing
I guess they've since decided it was Presidential looking, next he'll be pointing his thumb at us.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:15 PM
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12. Hmmmm, this bull's milk tastes remarkably like................
:evilgrin:
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:46 PM
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13. Hmmmm, silent but deadly. Heeheeeheee..........eom
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mac1000a Donating Member (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:52 PM
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14. Hmm, did I leave my golf clubs at the fishing spot?
I can't rightly do no presidentin' w'out my golf clubs.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:54 PM
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15. "hummm, what I'm doing might be horribly wrong and against the teaching
of my Savior Jesus Christ!. Must-push-these-thoughts-back, back
DEEP into my superior brain"

"Whew, there! Oh, maybe it was just gas!"
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Piltdown13 Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:58 PM
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16. If you don't let me go back outside to play right now...
I'm gonna hold my breath til my face turns blue!
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shugah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:58 PM
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17. where are my lips?
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