Blessed Be! DU returns in time for me to join the 700 Club!

[Ready4Change]

It is a sign. A Sign!

Yea, though I walk in the shadows of liberalism, I shall fear no enlightened thoughts.
For Pat Robertson is with me.
His visage and his show, they comfort me.
He prepares a table for himself, in the presence of mine donations
He annointest my psych with babble, my droolings runneth over.

(Oh god, please help me though these next 100 posts!)

(I don't have to do this in other threads, do I?)

[MikeG]

1. Let us know if you see either Jesus or Ditka.

[Ready4Change]

2. Ditka 22:10

Oh Mike, great Mike,
Strong in jaw, vaste in waist
Throw unto me Jebus, Mike
Through the tire swing of life
That I may be fruitful
As are the loins of a thousand Packers
The right kind of Packers
According to Bushes Amendments, of course.
Forever and ever, Hut hut Hike!

[dae]

3. Never fear Ready4Change, for as sure as the passing Kidney stone

causes pain; this too will pass.
Here endeth the lesson.
Blessed be.

[Ready4Change]

4. Thank you brother!

Your wisdom is like the stones I try to strain from the urine stream of this earthy life.

(Ok, that was pretty gross. :P )