Woman Sets Lover On Fire During Foreplay - Sentenced

[matcom]

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A Wayne County woman has been sentenced to three years in prison for setting a friend on fire in a consensual foreplay act.

Darlene Humby, 27, of Newark was sentenced when she pleaded guilty to second-degree assault in connection with the Dec. 12 incident at her home, said Wayne County District Attorney Richard Healy. If convicted after a trial, Humby could have faced up to seven years in prison.

Healy said Humby set the victim’s shirt on fire; lighter fluid may have been involved, but there was not much left of the two shirts the victim was wearing to confirm that.

“She didn’t try to injure him,” Healy said. “It was reckless assault. They were friends and it ignited. He was burned quite severely on his face, arms, neck and torso.”

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/news/0409story125005_news.shtml

[GOPisEvil]

1. "Oh, baby, I'm so hot!"

"You ain't seen nothin' yet, lover boy."

Whooooosh! "Now that's a fire!"

[bushisanidiot]

2. Kinky Freeper Sex Strikes Again!

morans

[Loonman]

3. If you have to do that...

...you're bored with sex.

Take up hang gliding.

[librechik]

4. Darlene Humby sure picked the right name

Giving Lorena Bobbitt a little competition in the Unreal Irony department.

[matcom]

5. kick for Flaming Foreplay!!

:D

[Endangered Specie]

6. I think W and Pickles really need to try this, all things considered.

Why is he wearing two shirts right before sex?

[liberalhistorian]

7. Wonder if

the Stones' "I'm so Hot for Her" or Johnny Cash's "I fell into a burning ring of fire" was playing on their stereo?

[DS1]

8. Yoooou ,,,, light up my life!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. She better not have boiled him before the BBQ!

[SOteric]

10. BoyHowdy...

When they talk about an 'Old Flame' they really mean it.

[elperromagico]

11. So much for asking him if he smokes after sex.

[matcom]

12. kick

one of my better 'headlines' :D

[slinkerwink]

13. my, my, my.....the HEAT in their relationship!

[Endangered Specie]

14. His sex life is must be smoking.

[DemoTex]

15. A "Doors" fan! "Light my fire!"

Light My Fire - The Doors

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire