Time for a parody this morning: France invades America.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Needing a laugh this morning? Click below.
www.informationclearinghouse.info/article6028.htm

Gave me a chuckle, and it's SOOOO right on the money.
Duckie

[On the Road]

1. This Type of Satire is Absolutely Necessary

to give war supporters some sense of perspective, and some sense of what it would feel like for the tables to be turned. It's not a bad type of exercise in general for any situation.

[TXlib]

2. Well, you know the "American insurgents" in the article...

were probably mostly freepers, so they DO hate freedom and democracy.

[moof]

3. That was great , Thanks. n/t

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. Here - I'll put up a couple of "teaser" lines"

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France Invades U.S.

Jerry Ghinelli

April 11 2004 "ICH" -- After months of build up, the French government, led by Jacques Chirac, launched a preemptive attack on the United States of America.
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Declaring the US "a rogue nation in violation of international law and in defiance of UN resolution 1441," France launched a major ground offensive to overturn what they called

"the illegitimate regime of George W. Bush."

Citing the 2000 election as proof of an unlawful government, the French claimed they are invading the US to bring democracy to the American people.

Termed Operation American Freedom,(OAF) Jacques Chirac declared on French National TV:

"the failure of the US to disarm and the threats against France by the unelected president has created the need to invade America in order to protect us against the inevitable aggression by the US along with Bush's stockpiling of weapons of mass destruction. The US, he declared, was part of an axis of evil along with the United Kingdom and Israel.

After a relentless bombing campaign termed "Le Shock e Le Awe," French along with a German coalition forces captured Washington DC and surrounding areas. German troops controlled territory from North Carolina to Florida.
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OK - I admit to a little dressing up of the text!

But it's worth a read!

How long would it last in LBN ?:evilgrin: