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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 06:23 AM
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CONFESS!!!!!! If I peaked into your medicine cabinet what would I find???
Mine:

Clinic facial soap and toner
Cotton Pads (for the astringent)
An old prescription for Tylenol 3 (from when I had root canal - used them only once)
A bottle of Aleve
Moisturizer
Teeth Brightening Kit
Dove Face cleaning pads
Feminine Hygiene Stuff
Ketone Testing Strips (Atkins)
and an old Plug-in Airfreshener.

What would I find in your medicine cabinet? Do tell all
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 06:38 AM
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1. i piece of paper taped to the inside that says:
"Are you a lesbian?" :bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:23 AM
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5. Is that to remind you every morning that you're really a lesbian
:shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:33 AM
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7. already admitted it
i AM a lesbian! :D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:40 AM
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8. I am NEVER going to use a telephone again in your presence
NEVER......you make me do embarassing things on the phone. I swear if you were dying of severe pain and I was the only one nearby with a phone, I still won't call 9-11 because you'll someone manage to cause me to make a fool of myself

:P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:45 AM
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10. LMAO!! Now, you acting like Condi
:D

its always someone else's fault. NO responsability taken. I wasn't the one on the phone. Nope. YOU were the one on the phone. I was simply having a conversation with somebody else and YOU asked the question!

WHAT DID YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT??

:bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:47 AM
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11. You conversation was in my FREAKING EAR!!!!
:mad:


:loveya:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:00 AM
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14. Son
Edited on Mon Apr-12-04 08:01 AM by DS1
Son, we live in a world that has phones, and those phones have to be listened to by men with ears. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for lesbians, and you curse the Telcoms. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that phone, you need me on that phone. We use words like ring, tone, quality. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent listening to something. You use them as a bootycall. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very service I provide, then question the frequencey in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are listening to.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:11 AM
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15. DS1 you own me a new keyboard damnit
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:12 AM
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2. If you're peaking inside my cabinet, it sounds like you found
something good :shrug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:12 AM
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3. Let's see...
Anti-perspirant
Extra contact lenses
Generic Aleve
Pepto Bismol
Razor blade cartridges

That's all I can remember.
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Pinko Commie Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:23 AM
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4. Can you hear me now?
1 stalk celery
ring of kielbasa
mozerella cheese ball
1 quart half and half
carrots
chicken quarters

They're all going bad though. I'm not sure why.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:25 AM
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6. Sounds like a cockroach buffet
:puke:

:shrug:
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:42 AM
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9. Nada
I don't have one now, which is a good thing! When I had one you would have found cosmetics that were at least 10 years old, perfume from the Middle Ages and pills that had turned to powder. :hi:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:49 AM
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12. You'd find
The marbles I put inside the hasp to bust Nosey Parkers, -& then you'd find you weren't invited back to my home very often. :hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 07:55 AM
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13. I love that commerical for Southwest Airlines
that shows the girl looking in her date's medicine cabinet and the whole thing falls off the floor.

Tagline: You need a vacation fast!
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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 08:12 AM
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16. dustbunnies.
And advil and razor blades and benadryl

I keep the prescription drugs in the living room where I'm more likely to remember them as I'm running out the door in the morning.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 09:49 AM
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17. alright, I'll look...
Let's see...

new makeup that is too bright for my skin, but was so expensive that I can't stand to throw out.

hydrogen peroxide, cotton swabs, wide variety of hair ties and over-the-counter drugs...

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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-12-04 05:15 PM
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18. Here's Mine
Sine-Off
Razor Blades
Prep H
Beard Trimmer
Dental Floss
Tums
Ibuprofin
Wellbutrin
Band Aids
Eyeglasses Screwdriver
Anti-Perspirant
Vitamins

My wife has her own cabinet
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