Say something disruptive

[rucky]

not overtly freeperish, but something that sounds DU-ish but brings chaos to the boards.

I keep thinking about those idiots at CU bragging about how sly they are at being trolls and i'm trying to think of stuff they may have posted.

[AlCzervik]

1. I actually

Think that Fox news is fair and balanced. On opposite day maybe. Doh!!!! i cant do it!

[swag]

2. I'm afraid I would do it poorly

I wouldn't want it said that I disrupted poorly

[unblock]

3. ahem: "nader" (duck!)

[aquart]

4. I'm still shaking from a virulently anti-semitic post that was just locked

Would that have been posted by a freeper or one of us?

Until I came here, I never had to see that stuff except maybe in the mail or on a website that pretended to be something else.

But here, it's like fighting dust. It always comes back, some tolerate it a lot more than others.

[Name removed]

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[Salviati]

6. Past instances where I professed to liking you, were fraudulent!

I mock you and your value system.

I had sex with your spouse or significant other.

[daveskilt]

7. I am fiscally conservative and pro (very limited use) death penalty

of course they are low on my list of important issues behind iraq, social justice, the environment, civil rights (for all races and genders and orientations)

I love talking to my republican friends who have fiscal conservatism as their number one issue. they HATE bush and are so conflicted.

not disruptive enough for you?

lets see. how about this - I like squirrels a little too much.
or maybe this - I have been caber tossing and haggis hunting before.
or - I used to think I was a conservative.

does this make me live under bridges and terrify and molest goats?

[AlCzervik]

8. All of you!!!!!!

[Name removed]

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[jobycom]

10. You've all seen them

They say something like:

"Wow, I need help fighting a Freeper. One of them sent me this story that Clinton's final security report to Congress didn't mention Al-Queda, and only mentione Bin Laden 4 times. I know Clinton was the greatest president, and that he was much better than that stupid Bush (he's the worst!), but I don't know how to respond. Help!

(Insert some half-baked story that Freepers think we haven't heard or thought of before, so they believe exposing us to it will make us see the light)

Here's a link: (Insert Washington Times link)

PS Kerry sucks!"

Then they respond to every single comment with posts like "Wow, you really nailed that!" or "Wow, that's a great post!" to boost their numbers.

The fun part is baiting them. See if you can insult the original post enough so that they have to defend themselves. Often, they will create a false profile, so you will see a sudden violent defense of the Republican point of view by someone with one post, so the original poster can protect his post total.

[Moderator]

11. Locking

See EarlG's message here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1388917#1388948