Reporters say * is holed up in Crawford.

[MoonRiver]

I heard this on C-SPAN when Susan (?) was reading from papers. Apparently nobody can spot AWOL, even though this time last year he was very chatty with reporters, taking them on long walks around the ranch, etc. etc. Nobody even knows what * and laura are doing today to celebrate New Year. My husband thinks he's probably hiding from the CIA! :D

[Brian_Expat]

1. Uh-oh

Remember what happened a few Septembers ago last time he was holed up in Texas? :(

[MoonRiver]

2. That's right! Yikes!

:scared:

[nclib]

3. Oh, he's probably just hungover. nt

nt

[MetaTrope]

4. Hope Bush doesn't hold his eggnog near any open flames

:beer:

[soothsayer]

5. i think i'll start calling it his 'crawford spider hole'

He's prolly got a nasty hangover.

[brainshrub]

13. Darn, you beat me to it.

I wanted to make that comment.

[soothsayer]

15. the hangover, or the spider hole?

which did i beat you to...?

[latebloomer]

6. Yesterday they said he was going quail-hunting today

Nothing like starting out the New Year with murdering a bunch of small animals, just to get your appetite whetted.

[MoonRiver]

9. Yeah. He only shoots at things that can't shoot back.

He likes to delegate the dangerous killing to fresh faced 18 year olds.

[Timefortruth]

7. LOL Hiding from the CIA

Actually the fact that * has been invisible since the terralert warning went up is the only reason I can think of to believe that the warning may have something to it. The characteristic we can count on most consistently from * is his cowardice in the face of danger, since he is in hiding there may be something to worry about.

[buycitgo]

8. he had some minor brain surgery.......trying to put one in

Kkkarl, Kkkaren and Jim Bakkker attending

[MoonRiver]

10. LOL!

[Minstrel Boy]

11. we're gonna smoke 'em out

"Good riddance. The world is better off without you, Mr George Bush."

[Military Brat]

12. Do you suppose he's going over the 2004 SOTU speech?

You know, like he did the last one, word by word, line by line, one rehearsal after another, until he knew he had everything exactly right?

"The Crawford spider hole" ... good one! Black widow, I assume.

:evilgrin:

[Cocoa]

14. I wonder if he has his reading glasses on again

he looks so smart in those pictures, I wonder why the WH website scrubbed them?

[MoonRiver]

16. They probably think it diminishes his (tee hee) "sex" appeal!

:D