What is Bush telling his masters at ExxonMobil...

[tedzbear]

...now that the Iraqi pipelines are still burning? I imagine the oil barons are getting impatient with him for falling so far behind schedule.

Any ideas?

[silverweb]

1. Invade Iran...

...or Syria.

...or someone.

War is good business.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Isn't Haliburton still getting a premium

for transporting oil? Then Chaney won't care.

[knight_of_the_star]

3. Don't worry, everything will be under control by summer of 2004.

I'm willing to bet that is what he is telling them right now.

[RBHam]

4. the burning pipelines drive up prices, it's a great ploy....

those pipelines run to turkey - and they screwed with the US plan to use a pincer attack - with the second thrust from turkey -

colin powell said that there would be "consequences" for not helping the US -

since then, there have been conveniently timed terrorist attacks in turkey, and their economy is in shambles because of US punitive monetary policy.

my two cents...