They assassinated Sen. Simon!

[Shigley]

THOSE EVIL BASTARDS MURDERED HIM! They are such depraved evil monsters that they can't stand anybody opposing them! We need to overthrow them before it's too late!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105280,00.html

According to this story Simon, who was 75 yrs old, died after heart surgery... But it's A LIE!!! 'CUZ it's from Crafty-Like-A-FOX NEWS, and they LIE! The Bu$h junta planted assassins among the doctors operating on Simon. Simon didn't even need surgery in the first place - Bush made his doctors lie to him to tell him there was something wrong with his heart, then in the surgery they like messed it up or something and made him die the next day.

BUSH = HITLER!!!

[arcos]

1. got proof? n/t

[eileen_d]

2. You've got a purty mouth.

[htuttle]

ROFLMAO!

...kind of obvious, eh?...

[Toucano]

7. Good one!

I get it, anyway.

[Faygo Kid]

3. Do I detect a disruptor?

If so, see ya; if not, your sarcasm is pretty tasteless.

[brainshrub]

4. I don't know about that.

Didn't Hitler have the mustache?

If you want to Freep DU you have to be subtile.

Been fun knowin' ya. Bye!

[phillybri]

5. Bye bye, you sick a-hole!!!

n/t

[wndycty]

6. Please lock

n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Just hit "Alert" people....

That's what it's there for.

[Tatiana]

9. I thought there was a ban on new registrations.

Guess this one slipped through the cracks...

[HuckleB]

10. Perhaps he volunteered?

Word is that Bush has been keeping a close eye on certain German courtroom proceedings.

[Padraig18]

11. Don't be ridiculous!

How DARE YOU profane my friend's death? He died of natural causes in one of the finest hospitals in this country, the Prairie Heart institute! :grr:

[Moderator]

12. Locking.

This is inflammatory.