What stunt will George W. Bush pull for Christmas?

[JailBush]

Will he be photographed tossing presents to Afghan children from an enormous sled cleverly named Air Force One?

Do you suppose he'll REALLY surprise us and just take a 30-day vacation to Crawford?

[59millionmorons]

1. Hoo Hoo Hoo

Land in the North Pole in a Santa's suit.

[jpgray]

2. Yes, his "dress-up" campaign has been very entertaining so far (nt)

[PaDUer]

14. Playing

dead?

[nostamj]

3. a retro dance national tour?

he does love dress-up!

[xultar]

4. He's gonna land a sleigh on an aircraft carrier....

The banner on the sleigh is gonna read "Condi, Will you marry me!"

He's reaching for the Black vote!

[Atman]

5. He IS?

[liberalmuse]

6. He'll fly down from the sky...

donned in robes and a newly grown beard, proclaiming himself to be the Christ (with Fox News cameras capturing the entire spectacle, of course). Then he'll invite all the good 'pubbies to a $2,000 a head banquet in his honor, where they can watch him nuke the planet and laugh at all the suffering people.

[RebelOne]

7. Probably send a Xmas tree over to the troops.

[Atman]

8. A fake Xmas tree, of course.

With fake presents under it.

Then he'll claim the tree was cut down by the British and supplied as a gift. He'll retract it later, admitting the tree came from a plastics factory in Taiwan, but only because that is what the troops asked for.

[AlFrankenFan]

9. Dress up

seems to be his thing. First a flight suit, then the army jacket, maybe now a Santa Claus. He's really too predictable. Or maybe he'll try and appeal to Jewish voters by doing something like...going to Israel and celebrating Chanukah with the congregation in a temple. If he ever came in my temple he'd be in the hospital, two meatballs short of a spaghetti dinner if you catch my drift.

[kanrok]

16. Cool picture of Shrubula

is he getting something shoved in his shooter?

[Lisa]

19. even better, he shows up at the temple dressed like Santa Claus!

Alas, this wouldn't surprise me in the least.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. Merry BushMess Everyone!

Bush Nuts roasting on an open fire
Lap Dog yipping at his nose
Yuletide killing still goes on by the hour
Although he dressed in flight suit clothes.


Everybody knows a turkey and a photo-op
Do not help make Bush seem bright
And bombed out Iraqis with their cities all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight


But George knows Karl is on his way
He's loaded lots of Diebold goodies for election day.
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if flight suit chimpanzees again will fly.


And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For kids from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times many ways
Merry BushMess,
Merry BushMess,
Merry BushMess, George
EFFFFF YOU!!!!

[Atman]

11. A kick for that great song!

Someone...anyone!...record this for the holidays!

[Bread and Circus]

12. a fake ham to starving homeless people....

[Bread and Circus]

13. and fake HIV drugs to people dying in Africa....

[sweetheart]

15. he should be the star of the rockefeller center christmas tree

The should stuff the tree up his ass at least 3 feet so his neck itches... and we can all watch the fucking criminal scratch his neck the whole christmas season. :-)

[pippin]

17. he will announce

he has made a moon landing, planting a christmas tree and a turkey in a pear tree.

[Kurt Remarque]

18. put up homeless couple in crawford ranch stable