Rummy anounces dates, venues for the Uday/ Qusay Summer Tour

[farmbo]

July 30.... Washington DC, RFK Stadium

July 31.... New York, NY, Madison Square Garden

August 2... Detroit Mi, Pontiac Dome

August 4... Chicago, Ill, Comisky Park

August 5... St Louis, Savis Center

Audust 6... Dallas, Tx, Arlington Stadium (President Bush to lead Monster Truck rally & "body jump")

August 8... Los Angeles, Ca, Hollywood Bowl (Condelisa Rice to MC world premier of feature length movie: "Weekend At Uday's")

[Poll_Blind]

1. Is it true that Lenin & Mao will be opening for them at Madison?

:D

PB

[Rose Siding]

6. No- Eva Peron

sorry sorry sorry

[sherriftruman]

2. What, no Middle America?

They're the ones that really wanted this war and they don't get to see the corpses? Weak!

[MercutioATC]

3. I'm petitioning for a Cleveland date...

...We'll have to have it at Jacobs Field because the "Gund Arena" sounds too much like a social disease...

[madmax]

4. Will they also be showing a short film?

You know, the one where Rummy is shaking hands with his good friend and father of Uday & Qusay, Saddam.

[Davis_X_Machina]

5. Tour ends 12 August...

...At PacBell Stadium with a joint appearence by the Baghdad Boys and the reclusive Ronsicle.