Damn it all to hell!

[Archae]

Bush's handlers are herding blacks into "free speech zones."

Dick Cheney was told by the courts to actually *gasp* release the records from all those secrets meetings with his cronies.

More soldiers are being shot at, and shot, in "Mission Accomplished" Iraq.

So what is the "news" stations on cable spending so much time on?
A fucking basketball player accused of rape.

Christ on a crutch.

We no longer have "cable news."
We instead have "cable supermarket tabloids." :mad:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. kill your television

You'll be better informed and watching it hit the ground from 15 stories up is great fun and aesthetically pleasing.

[LondonReign2]

3. Ned's Atomic Dustbin?

Off "God Fodder", yes?

[Pathwalker]

2. What the US Press doesn't tell you

could fill newscasts 24/7/365

[DrBB]

4. The television will not be revolutionized!

Ah the wonders of chiasmus, with a nod to Gil Scot Heron.

Another favorite:
Act kind of random, and practice less beauty sense!