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Found this on the AARP boards
From: PRESIDENT BUSH > > just so you know: > *I attacked and took over 2 countries. > > *I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US > Treasury. > > *I shattered the record for the biggest annual > deficit in history (not easy!). > > *I set an economic record for the most personal > bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. > > *I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the > history of the stock market. > > *I am the first president in decades to execute a > federal prisoner. > > *In my first year in office I set the all-time > record for most days on vacation by any president in > US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). > > *After taking the entire month of August off for > vacation, I presided over the worst security failure > in US history. > > *I set the record for most campaign fund raising > trips by any president in US history. > > *In my first two years in office over 2 million > Americans lost their jobs. > > *I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work > Americans than any other president in US history. > > *I set the all-time record for most real estate > foreclosures in a 12-month period. > > *I appointed more convicted criminals to > administration positions than any president in US > history. > > *I set the record for the fewest press conferences > of any president, since the advent of TV. > > *I signed more laws and executive orders amending > the Constitution than any other US president in > history. > > *I presided over the biggest energy crises in US > history and refused to intervene when corruption was > revealed. > > *I cut health care benefits for war veterans. > > *I set the all-time record for most people worldwide > to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me > (15 million people), shattering the record for > protest against any person in the history of > mankind. > > *I dissolved more international treaties than any > president in US history. > > *I've made my presidency the most secretive and > unaccountable of any in US history. > > *Members of my cabinet are the richest of any > administration in US history. (The poorest > multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil > tanker named after her.) > > *I am the first president in US history to have all > 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle > against bankruptcy. > > *I presided over the biggest corporate stock market > fraud in any market in any country in the history of > the world. > > *I am the first president in US history to order a > US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign > nation, and I did so against the will of the United > Nations and the vast majority of the international > community. > > *I have created the largest government department > bureaucracy in the history of the United States, > called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one > letter away from BS). > > *I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget > spending increases, more than any other president in > US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did > it!!). > > *I am the first president in US history to compel > the United Nations remove the US from the Human > Rights Commission. > > *I am the first president in US history to have the > United Nations remove the US from the Elections > Monitoring Board. > > *I removed more checks and balances, and have the > least amount of congressional oversight than any > presidential administration in US history. > > *I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I > withdrew from the World Court of Law. > > *I refused to allow inspectors access to US > prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by > the Geneva Conventions. > > *I am the first president in US history to refuse > United Nations election inspectors access during the > 2002 US elections. > > *I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for > most corporate campaign donations. > > *The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, > who is also one of my best friends, presided over > one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in > world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron > Corporation). > > *I spent more money on polls and focus groups than > any president in US history. > > *I am the first president to run and hide when the > US came under attack (and then lied, saying the > enemy had the code to Air Force 1) > > *I am the first US president to establish a secret > shadow government. > > *I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, > and in less than a year made the US the most > resented country in the world (possibly the biggest > diplomatic failure in US and world history). > > *I am the first US president in history to have a > majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my > presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and > stability. > > *I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to > be awarded government contracts. > > *I set the all-time record for the number of > administration appointees who violated US law by not > selling their huge investments in corporations > bidding for gov't contracts. > > *I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties > for Americans than any other president in US > history. > > *I entered office with the strongest economy in US > history and in less than two years turned every > single economic category heading straight down. > > *RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one > conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving > record has been erased and is not available). > > *I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the > military during time of war. > > *I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any > questions about drug use. (wink,wink) > > *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have > been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in > secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > *All records of any SEC investigations into my > insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
With Love, > GEORGE W. BUSH
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