K Harris: Alive

[Mika]

I just heard Neil Rogers (Miami, WQAM 560 am) read an NBC memo on air, saying that they had contacted Harris' office, and that the story of her death is an internet rumor

[Robin Hood]

1. That's to bad.

I was looking forward to the roast.

[SoCalDem]

2. oh well.. We all "knew" didn't we??

She's aiming to beat Strom's record:(

[DemoTex]

3. Drudge sez ..

LOCAL MIAMI TALKRADIO HOST NEIL ROGERS FUELED AN ONLINE LAMPOON TUESDAY THAT CONGRESSWOMAN KATHERINE HARRIS DIED IN A PLANE CRASH YESTERDAY WHILE IN CLANDESTINE RENDEZVOUS WITH FLORIDA GOVERNOR JEB IN CANADA. 'KATHERINE HARRIS IS DEAD!' REPORTED MIAMI LEGEND ROGERS, 'I'VE GOT THE NEWS STORY RIGHT HERE, IT'S ON THE INTERNET. A PLANE CRASH!' REPRESENTATIVE HARRIS, WHO ROSE TO NATIONAL ATTENTION DURING FLORIDA'S 2000 ELECTION RECOUNT, APPEARED LIVE ON THE HOUSE FLOOR IN WASHINGTON, AS ROGERS WAS DETAILING HER APPARENT DEATH FROM A POSTING FOUND ONLINE.

www.drudgereport.com

[Robin Hood]

5. Hell, if it's that easy.

I read on a site somewhere that Katherine Harris was spotted in a Tijuana Animal sex bar where she jumped on stage to help milk the donkey as jeb watched.

[SoCalDem]

6. I emailed drudge last night..

DEVELOPING....KATHERINE HARRIS ...PLANE CRASH???
fingers crossed :)

[Mika]

7. Yes, he read the tomflocco.com story..

and then he read an NBC memo to their stations, that Harris office had been contacted.

[Adamocrat]

4. Typical...

I sensed dirty pool. They're just trying to smear Bev Harris' piece on our rigged elections.

-A

[teryang]

17. I can hear the whores now....

"A story is making the rounds on the web that Diebold Touchscreens can be hacked and rigged."

"Oh is that the web site that posted the "Elvis is alive story?" Excuse me I mean the Katherine Harris is dead story. I'm getting them confused. "

"You know (fill in blank) you just can't trust those unreliable web sources."

"Right, (fill in blank). I think most americans know this except for the those gullible conspiracy theorists."

[Patriot_Spear]

8. Darn.

Better luck next time.

[olmy]

9. Well she sure does have a "Night of the Living Dead" quality.

Which in Republican circles can get you far...you know, Chimpys wife is a good example.

[htuttle]

10. I don't think she can be killed that easily

Doesn't it have to be with something made out of silver or blessed by a priest, or something like that?

She appears to be able to handle getting exposed to sunlight, so I'm not sure what would do it.

[Bozola]

11. You must be using the word "alive" as meaning

Still ambulatory. She doesn't, and hasn't, ever appeared alive in the biological sense to me. Ever.

[dwillison]

13. Does Rogers get a pass or the same treatment as Savage?

MSNBS fired that jerk Savage for his hateful remarks, should this
talker get the boot also?

[Terwilliger]

12. You know, this Harris hatred...

maybe you should "get over it"

[underpants]

14. I agree. I don't like her but I don't wish her illwill

Plus she is hot.

[RummyTheDummy]

18. "Plus she is hot"

Surely you must be kidding?

[northernsoul]

20. gotta disagree with you on the last point

I don't wish for anyone to die, especially in such a terrifying way.

But, mister, you are WAY off base when you say that KH is hot!
;-)

please don't tell me that Margaret Thatcher or Phyllis Schlafly really curl your toes either!
:puke:

[2548HR]

24. Harris hot?

are yoy sick in the head? I was hoping the news was for real, she would have deserved it! You know , what goes around comes around . OH well, better luck next time!!

[JVS]

23. Are you joking?

[haele]

15. Locking - this is no longer LBN...

Please continue any discussion of Ms. Harris' prematurely reported demise or her office staff's answering abilities in GD, the Politics forum, or the Lounge.

Thank you for your participation

Haele

DU Moderator

[haele]

16. Moving to GD by request of several DU'ers...

Haele

DU Moderator

[linazelle]

19. Drats, the Thick Coats of Makeup Must Have Insulated Her Landing

:-(

[lpbk2713]

21. Peaks and valleys......

...... I'm now in a valley (Florida lifelong Dem)

[spotbird]

22. Don’t wish her dead

First of all, it reduces us to the level of them. Anyway, even if she were dead they would simply replace her with someone just like her, but less noticeable.

Second of all, there is a sliver of a chance that she will acquire a conscience at some point in her life and tell the truth. She claims to be this holier than thou Christian; well there may be a point that one or two of these counterfeit Christians become influenced by the teachings of Christ and actually do the right thing. We can hope at least.

[quilp]

25. I knew it wasn't true. She flys her own broomstick!

n/t

[Cocoa]

26. Tom Flocco retracts the story

brings Harris back from the dead. I guess she wasn't even in Candada.

Incredibly, Flocco has the chutzpah to take a swipe at the mainstream media. What's he implying, that if, say, the NYT made this mistake, that they would NOT retract it?

http://www.tomflocco.com/florida_rep.htm

snip:

And we can admit when we are wrong or misinformed at a time when few media and virtually no government officials are willing to do so.