"Cheney wraps his glutes in the flag"

[annagull]

Cheney Wraps His Glutes in the Flag

Vice President Cheney gave a speech today at the American Enterprise Institute decrying critics of the Iraq war. (Click here for the video.) "How," Cheney asked indignantly, "could any responsible leader have ignored the Iraqi threat?" This is an odd question to raise when there's growing doubt that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein posed any immediate threat to the United States (as opposed to the Iraqi people, who of course suffered horribly under his brutal regime). Cheney cited the prewar National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq's "weapons of mass destruction" (click here to learn why this catch-all phrase, and its abbreviation, "WMD," are useless propaganda terms), which contained "consensus judgments of the intelligence community" that Saddam had chemical and biological weapons and would likely have a nuclear weapon within a decade. But allied forces in Iraq haven't managed to find any chemical and biological weapons.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2086029

[OrdinaryTa]

1. Cheney Disavows Yellow Cake

Don't ask me about yellow cake. I never eat sweets. Ha ha!

[lcordero]

2. He is outright wiping his ass with the flag

On edit: and the constitution