You Tinfoil Hat People crack me up!

[Must_B_Free]

Don't you people know a coincidence when you see one?

"Easier If I Were A Dictator" Supposing
Death Row Mocking
Japanese Fishing Boat Sinking
Strategy Book Mailing
Butterfly Balloting
Database Purging
Economy Knocking
Supreme Court Calling
Clinton Mess Lying
Clinton Stealing Lying
Enron Buddying
Ken Lay Denying
Cliff Baxtering
Condit Accusing
Hatfield Depressing
Klausutis Dead Dropping
Taliban Funding
Florida Drilling
Arsenic Water Promoting
Terror Futures Planning
Presidential Records Sealing
Carpet of Gold Promising
Carpet of Bombs Delivering
ABM Treaty Withdrawing
Kyoto Refusing
Patriot Act Passing
Tax Break Passing
Axis of Evil Expanding
Month Vacationing
Venezuela Couping
Afhghanistan Invading and Occupying
Afghanistan Aid Dening
Afghani Wedding Bombing
Total Information Awareness Starting
National Crisis Goat Reading
Protection Failing
Pope Ignoring
Commercial Flight Avoiding
Defense Unknowing
Defense Testing The Same Day As An Attack
911 Investigation Stonewalling
Gay Basher Defending
Citizen Stealing
France Bashing
Menu Changing
WMD Lying
Saddam Connection Asserting
UN Ignoring
Shocking and Aweing
Ali Armlessing
WMD Not Finding
Saddam Connection Denying
Prescription Drug Price fixing
Bushmaster Firing
Iraq Occupying
Comedian Arresting
Civil Liberty Restricting
Jessica Lynch Fabricating
Ancient Artifact Ignoring
Innocent Iraqi Murdering
Toxic Waste Importing
Flight Deck Landing
Patriot Act Expanding
'Made in America' Box Standing
Campaign with EPA Funding
Overtime Pay Ending
CIA Leaking
Office Bugging
No Bid Contract Awarding
Soldier Pay Cutting
Veteran Benefit Cutting
Gun Promoting and Toting
Grieving Family Ignoring
Education Performance Lying
Draft Envisioning
Davis Recalling
Schwartzenegger promoting
Alaskan Wilderness Drilling Salivating
Hummer Tax Cutting


All just fortunate coincidences for our 'Chosen by God' leader.

What, do you people think its all part of some conspiracy? Ooooh, and I bet the boogie man is in on it too...

[sasquatch]

1. What are you talking about *smearing mayonaise on windows*

:tinfoilhat:

[Syrinx]

2. Fuck!!!

That's a hell of a list!

[Kanary]

3. Your Forgot

Medicare Bait and Switch

[Bozita]

7. Everything they promise, except for war, is "bait and switch"

Watch what they do, not what they say.

[leftofthedial]

4. and a partridge in a pear tree

quite a list!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. That's not sung to "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is it?

One heck of a list.
I'm bookmarking this thread.
(And yes, I do think the boogie man is in on it...)

[Renew Deal]

6. You People?

:argh: You, you, you
OK, I feel better now.

:tinfoilhat:

[Old and In the Way]

8. You know, someone should write a national column.

Not say anything...just put this kind of list out.

Final sentence: Had enough yet?

I wonder if I could get disability for SOF? (Social Outrage Fatigue)

[Devilock]

9. Hey now

You're intruding on my zoloft/ESPN/CNN high. Back off! Back off!

[Capn Sunshine]

10. Having just interviewed the boogie man

he confirms he's in on it, all right.
-----Hey, I LIKES COINCIDENCES!

[specimenfred1984]

11. You Also Forgot:

Tax-shifting, tube cramming, groping, smirking, conspiring, bigoted, vote-destroying, NYC air quality lying, denying women medical care, SOTU lying, economy lying, lying to hide lying, BJ-complaining, illegal-alien hiring, link-bashing, closet gay, homophobic, fascist sloganering, neo-con Strassian, presswhore lapdogs, McCarthy-praising, "shoot the protestors", "support the troops", "bring 'em on" TRAITORS!!!

[arcane1]

12. aww, that's just "coincidence theory"

:silly:

[Exultant Democracy]

13. You should put a warning on this thread

I was about to go to sleep but now I’ll have nightmares.

[neuvocat]

14. I don't wear tinfoil hats

but your list makes so much sense that I now see no alternative than to do exactly that.

:P

[Minstrel Boy]

15. and don't forget

hospitalized Osama visiting
Saudis flying
anthrax tossing
microbiologists' mysterious deathings
Pakistani al Qaeda evacuating
Tora Bora losing
Wellstone crashing
Kelly suiciding
Kokal tossing

[CWebster]

16. Sounds like a talking blues song

You could call it the tinfoil-hat talking blues.

It would be a hit!

[deutsey]

17. Pacifica Archive broadcast to feature conspiracy tapes tonight

http://pacificaradioarchives.org/grid11_03.html

Today, Pacifica Radio is conducting a benefit broadcast to raise money for the alternative network.

They are featuring "voices of courage and dissent" that they have recorded over the years and now house in their archives.

Sounds like a lot of cool stuff scheduled for today (check the link above to see the schedule), but at 8 pm EST (5 PT) they will feature recordings from their archives on conspiracies and controversies. Here's what they have listed for this block:

Michael Levine, Celerino Castillo, Iran-Contra Highlights, Oliver North/ John Poindexter, Gary Webb, Crack in America, Robert Kennedy Assassination, Cointelpro, Abbie Hoffman, chicago 8, Conspiracy Trial

[sendero]

18. I'm with ya...

... but when folks start thinking the wingnuts control the timing of hi-profile law enforcement actions, well, my hat comes off.

Agenda? Yes. Omnipotence? Not a chance.

[bitchkitty]

19. Beautiful rant -

you forgot frog-baseballing!

[Must_B_Free]

20. Also forgot

Punched in the face pretzel choking