Operation "Iron hammer"

[CatWoman]

that's what this bombing is being called in Iraq.

Why now?

Why did they wait until now to start bombing?

Was it the death of the 17 Italians?

I hear the U.S. is supposedly getting "better intelligence" as to where the "insurgents" are hiding -- thus the bombing.

I don't buy it tho.

[thebigidea]

1. that's W: dumber than a bag of iron hammers.

[CatWoman]

2. hey you!!

:hi:

How's Alan :D

[thebigidea]

7. he's not returning my calls!

Apparently we can't work out the licensing kinks for my line of Colmes Underoos. Once we were best friends, now we only communicate via a wall of lawyers.

[Richardo]

3. *snort* bwahahahahahahaha!

:D :thumbsup:

[Terwilliger]

4. 17 Italians got a profuse apology from *...

16 Americans that died in a shot-down chopper got no mention at all :shrug:

[CatWoman]

9. yep

McClelland was asked about this during today's WH briefing.

A great tap dancer, he aint. Too bad Greg Hines has passed on -- he could give this guy some lessons.

:hi:

:loveya:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. yup and cimpaski even had teary eyes for itialian apology but

the fucker can't even muster a sniffle for US soldiers

[a_random_joel]

5. Great minds think alike...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=698942

We both nailed it at 2:39 PST!

:toast:

[a_random_joel]

8. 2:37 actually

you beat me by 2 mins!

[CatWoman]

11. na, na, na boo boo

:hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Waiting for "Operation Engorged Penis"

Do they actually hire people to think up these names?

And where do I send my application?

--bkl

[thebigidea]

10. Operation Throbbing, Uncircumsized Member

reminds me of that Afghan War codename, OPERATION PROMINENT HAMMER.

[CatWoman]

13. LOL

Well, I kinda prefer "Operation Bold Buzzard"

:D

[LittleApple81]

17. DUers are in fine form today! This one is funny!!!! n/t

[central scrutinizer]

19. kinda like this

<>

[KFC]

12. My wife is subjected to Operation Iron Hammer

Once or twice a week if I am lucky.

[DrWeird]

15. Operation Iron Hammer... and Sickle?

Really starting to look like a Vietnam in fast forward.

It's getting pretty obvious this war can last like this for years. Bush is too much of a coward to pull out. So now that we've had the Ramadan Offensive it's time to move on to "Rolling Thunder." Hopefully that means Watergate is only a few months away.

[Maeve]

16. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

Anyone seen the orange juice? I need a screwdriver!

[LittleApple81]

18. Somebody in another thread said that this is the reason

the repugs scheduled their "justices freepathon" today. They knew about this hammer attack and they wanted to be able to call democrats unpatriotic because they there deny our pResident anything.. we are at war, you demos!!!

[CatWoman]

20. I wouldn't put anything past those jerks

I'm watching Frist now.

Fucking crybaby.

[tnlefty]

24. If you can bear to watch Frist then I have a whole new respect for

you! He causes intense rage and the urge to throw the remote thru the tv. At least he's not your senator. I get the most snotty letters back from his office. F head.

[CatWoman]

25. Tnlefty

check out Eleny's thread

:hi:

[wryter2000]

21. Maybe it ought to be

Operation They Don't Appreciate All The Freedoms We've Given Them.

[TexasPatriot]

22. I liked Belle's suggestion in another thread

Operation Whack-A-Mole(tm)

[PurityOfEssence]

23. Operation Gigantic Penis

"We're not losing, we're NOT!"

I especially liked the term "Iraqification" I heard yesterday on the TV set machine: shades of the sixties...

[MUAD_DIB]

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