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Dear BSGOP..
Thanks ever so much for FINALLY getting rid of that racist p.o.s. "Savage WeinerMan".. One question... Why on earth did you ever HIRE that cretin??? I am sure that you received many letters/e-mails when it was annoounced that you were going to hire him. I sent you one, warning you about what kind of person he was.. Apparently your next "hire" should be a researcher. You "let go" the only reputable personality that you had, after tying his hand and practically gagging him..(Phil Donahue).. Your phantom researcher could have noticed that Phil's show BEAT the rest of the drivel that passes for "infonewsment"..
Now your next assignment:
Fire that "pig-eyed", smarmy "formercongressmanwho'sbestfriendsaredemocrats" Joe Scarborough. You guys may not care that he resigned in a very "suspicious manner" following the "natural causes" death of a pretty young aide..IN HIS OFFICES, but some of us regarded it, and still do, as strangely "Condit-esque", yet the media (yours included), chose to totally didmiss this issue, while routinely harranguing Condit.
Instead of chasing Faux into the sewer, why not try a radical approach? Become a real news venue??.. Here are a few suggestions, if and when you ever get a researcher..
1. If we "won" the war, why are so many of our soldiers being killed daily?? You might actually want to challenge the administration on their antagonistic rhetoric and , oh yes, OUTRIGHT LIES..
2. Instead of jumping on the "Dump Davis" bandwagon, how about some reporting about the administration-orchestrated "energy scam" that they and their Texas buddies pulled on California??
3. Anyone remember Osama?? Apparently the White House has forgotten.. There was a lot of bluster and bravado about how we were "gonna smoke'em out, round 'em up, hunt 'em down"..
4. How about a story about the fact that the administration is stealing all the money from the treasury under the guise of "fighting the war" and yet the money is being funnelled through companies that do(did) business with the Bush family and all his little pals?
5. Take any paper and change the name "Bush" to Clinton, and ask yourselves how you would cover that particular issue.. You know, a reality check..
6. Have the Karl Rove "hotline" disconnected and start acting with a little integrity, and you might find you would outdo Faux in the ratings. In the race to "out-Faux" them, you will lose every time.. Why settle for second best propaganda, when you can just flip to Faux and get the propaganda, all dressed up in short skirts, fake boobs,face lifts, and the lip gloss (by the vat-full)..
7. Has anyone at BSGOP ever heard about Google?? you might want to fire it up someday.. There are actual news stories there that are truthful.. No need to make stuff up, when you can find all kinds of real news at Google..Try it sometime.
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