Blair Bush Joint News Conference

[hang a left]

any minute now.

[PaDUer]

1. Going to be sick

hearing both clowns lie their asses off!

[TheBigGuy]

2. thats going to be embarassing

The last joint press conference made Bush look like a real dick compared to Blair...definetly "brand X" in the comparison.

[DagmarK]

3. BUSH: "don't worry Tony.....it's sooo much easier

than going to parliament. Here...we write the questions!"

[bif]

4. It'll be a contest

to see who can outlie the other!

[jackstraw45]

5. Is someone

Going to make his poopy face again?

[Sliverofhope]

6. I haven't watched any TV news for a year

but I have the feeling this could be somewhat hyster... historical.

[Habibi]

7. Where will this be broadcast?

nt

[hang a left]

It is on cnn

right now

[julka]

8. here we GO!

he said about three words before he started CHOKING over himself.

Go chimp!

[julka]

13. started right in on 911......hasn't mentioned Iraq yet, has he?

says we're dismantling the AlQaeda network, one by one.

what a dipshit......I'm turning the sound off and watching his pan troglodytes performance.

he just said they were RECONSTITUTING their nukular weapons again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tridim]

14. On Cpan3

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[Habibi]

35. Got it

Thanks!

[Clete]

9. Yes, it was announced by W. Blitzer that they were going to strike out

at the criticism leveled at them for the Iraq War. Hows this?

Strike 1; strike 2; strike 3 and YOU'RE OUT!

[karlschneider]

10. Bunnypants is goofier than usual...can't string 3 words together

:eyes: (15 sec. into intro)
jeezus.....

[democrat in Tallahassee]

42. My bunny took great offense at that namecalling! n/t

[Emboldened Chimp]

11. I just tuned in

and heard * bring up 9-11 right off. If people don't see through his manipulation of that day, they're hopeless.

Hold firm my ass!

[hang a left]

12. There he goes

tying 9-11 and terror and al queda and iraq and afghanistan. What a bunch of bs

[Sliverofhope]

15. Woah!

He said the same lies!

He said he PRODUCED AND POSSESSED, and SOUGHT nuclear weapons, but he's blurring history... the past and the present in a rhetorical trick.

[Sliverofhope]

19. Where democracy and freedom

are oppressed by a radical and extremist few? The irony drips... nay, it oooozes.

[karlschneider]

16. Idiot child repeating every one of the old lies. This sonofabitch is

insane. I mean that literally...
:grr:
And it's a fucking SPEECH....what a goddamn farce.

[DODI]

20. CNN Banner

"Victorious Allies". Did I miss a victory?

[arcos]

33. oh my god... I got online only to post exactly what you just said...

He has absolutely no shame. This is all the WMD propaganda synthesized... all the same lies, all over again.

And the slight smile he made after his first paragraphs... :puke::puke::puke:

And when Blair spoke at Congress, and they pointed the camera toward the audience. Ascroft, Powell, Santurum together laughing... :puke::puke::puke:

And the First Ladies sitting in front of Bush and Blair... :puke::puke::puke:

I don't know why I'm even watching...

[Cush]

17. Saddam was a threat

yeah, his forces rolled over in what, a week? Oh yeah he was surrounded, so of course he could 'surpise us'

[Emboldened Chimp]

18. CSPAN online sucks!

It keeps cutting out.

He's not saying ANYTHING knew. How many times has the chump given this speech?

[Sliverofhope]

23. I think he has three speeches, tops

I'd love to be his speechwriter. Gotta be an easy job.

[tridim]

24. Lots of people watching this BS

would be my guess as to why the stream is crappy.

[DianeG5385]

21. Bush is spewing the SAME old nonsense!!!

"Saddam gassed his people...we're hunting down the terrorists....Regime of Saddam Hussein was a grave and growing threat...couldn't rely on the goodwill of dangerous enemies..."as long as I hold this office....rid middle east of aggressive destabilizing regime..."liberated 25 million people..."

Same old Same old...

I hope the press holds his feet to the fire. I guess he didn't have time to come up with new excuses for why we went to war. It all comes down to "We just wanted to take him out...Saddam was no threat.

[WENSTJDON]

22. news conference?

old news is more like it!

[Emboldened Chimp]

25. He's trying to be confident in his delivery

but he's coming off like the pushy asshole we all know he is.

[Gin]

36. he looks pissed.....Im lovin it.....bastard

.

[GalleryGod]

English as a 2nd Language + His FOP Buddy Tony

:puke: :nopity:

[DianeG5385]

26. What aggressive little punk

He's out to intimidate and stonewall the press. I wonder how carefully this speech was vetted...

[FlashHarry]

27. This ain't no news conference

It's a long-winded policy speech. Let's see if he actually answers questions. THEN it will be a news conference.

[dmr]

46. and it's a Bush*/Blair love-fest

"You are a wonderful leader"

"Oh, and so are you my Bunnypants" <kiss-kiss, smooch-smooch>

Blair looks sickly and nervous.

[spanone]

28. Are these guys dating????

[tridim]

29. THIS is the big repuke offensive??

I've heard this same speech about 10 times now.

[hang a left]

30. Maybe it's that time of the

month or I need to adjust my psych meds, but I just got this awful preminition that something big is gonna break. They are sticking to their guns. If it is it will be tomorrow, being friday and all

[hang a left]

77. Well there he said it

They are going to go talk about it and issue a joint statement tomorrow. A "third" country involvement, any guesses which country?

[TheBigGuy]

31. WTF...he is repeating BLAIRs speech!

gee whiz...hes basicallyr repeating Blairs speech....

[TheBigGuy]

74. Bush is an IDIOT!

jesus h christ what an embarassment this guy is.

He nearly fell apart at that ITV or ITN reporters question about the Brit pows at Gitmo getting a fair trial.

[Emboldened Chimp]

32. Blair up

and licking *'s boots right off. Praising his leadership, brings up 9-11. His shakey voice and downtrodden tone are not convincing.

[Sliverofhope]

34. Tony Blair paying tribute to Bush's leadership?

How can he demean himself so? Is he not a sane man? Can nobody see the emperor has no CLOTHES!?? Aaaargh.

:puke:

[spotbird]

37. He said he couldn’t rely on Saddam’s good will to keep us safe.

Well you lying, stupid fool, then rely on the UN weapons inspectors. Or how about relying on intelligence?

Please someone ask about the real reasons for the war, PNAC-style colonialism and finishing his father’s war.

Someone ask him why no one in the active military will agree to be promoted to Joint Chief? I thought the military loved Bush.


Blair is Talking about 9/11. Someone ask what the connection between the invasion and 9/11 was? These people have no shame.

[myrna minx]

38. I can't believe they are showing mutual masturbation on TV. n/t

[karlschneider]

39. This is NO "news conference", these 2 guys should be happy the SC

struck down the sodomy laws...but doing 69 on national TV is a bit...
unseemly...
:crazy:

[molly]

40. This is all about some great big damage control

and noone is buying it.

[Emboldened Chimp]

41. Praising his "leadership" again?

Take the kneepads off, Tony!

[peace4all]

43. Oh boy

I can't wait for the those "tough" questions. :puke:

[FlashHarry]

48. Taking questions now

"Mr. President, how much does America kick ass?"

[rasputin1952]

44. Same old stuff, different year...

bush ran down from 9-11 to the present, and didn't say anything new. Just the same old lies. This man has no shame, no dignity and no sense.

This garbage may play well with the solid RWnuts, but the rest of the country is sitting in awe at how he could say the same old trash. And do it in such an awful way! My God, where is a Teddy Roosevelt when we need a speech. My toilet brush could give a better speech!

[julka]

45. question #1 for the poodle

Mr. Blair, sir.......

isn't it sort of difficult to urinate, what with your pecker in "President" Bush's pocket, and all?


think he'll start CRYing before he finishes this screed?

[spotbird]

47. Blair is talking about mass graves.

In North Korea people are eating people. Weapons are really being developed which will almost certainly be sold to terrorist groups. What did Blair do about these real horrors? Invade Iraq.

[Emboldened Chimp]

49. Question time!

Sic 'em!

[hang a left]

50. ok here comes the ?'s

[hang a left]

55. You cannot tell me that

this first question was not scripted and rehearsed. He stiii has not answered the ? "Will you take responsibility for the statement in you soua

[peace4all]

58. didn't answer it...suprise suprise

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[arcos]

51. Bush is pissed off!

hahaha

[FlashHarry]

53. "an intergal (sic) part."

Nice.

[Sliverofhope]

52. They both look pretty shaky in giving speech

And now the questions.

Bush says Saddam was a threat to our security.

Bush takes responsibility for TOUGH decision. Oh, how manly.

Not only our intelligence, but the intelligence of this great country?

He posessed chemical and biological weapons... strongly believe he was reconstituting nuclear weapons...

In 1991 he was close to get nuclear weapons? WHy didn't daddy bush handle him, then?

[Hoppin_Mad]

54. Dumbya losing it - he's mad - and talking about 1991 -nt-

x

[DianeG5385]

56. This is not a press conference ...

It's a lecture justifying his position!!!

[karlschneider]

57. Shrub is babbling...losing it. His brain is diseased. This is scary.

[Hoppin_Mad]

63. I expect him to take off his shoe and pound the podium like Krushev ! -nt-

xxxxxxx

[julka]

59. question 1....real

do you take responsibility for the words in your SOTU message?

"I strongly believe that Saddam was reconstituting his nukular weapons."

then he harkens back to 1991!!!!!!! to reference his nuclear weapons program back then.

he REFUSED to take responsibility for the SPEECH though.

danced all the way around it and back. never mentioned the speech, but THAT was the question

[FlashHarry]

62. Blair goes one better: back to the 1980s

Bought uranium from Niger. Nice. What's next? They bought Martini rifles in 1917?

[Emboldened Chimp]

60. What stupid thing will * say today?

And as I type that, he says he strongly believes Saddam was developing nukes, then goes all the way back to '91, then starts yammering about war on terra, and a free Iraq.

He's pontificating.

He did say "I take responsibility for the decisions I make." But will he take the consequences...?

[DODI]

Blair: Well they bought uranium from Niger in the 1980's

They were building a nuclear power plant for crying out loud! You need uranium for a power plant!!! The US was building the Power Plant -- Combustion Engineering -- several US engineers were killed in the bombing. Of course they bought uranium in the '80's

[ewagner]

61. oh-oh

First, this is an "in your face" performance by bush.

Second, he's repeating the same lines as usual, thus challenging people to call him on it or any of them

Third...and this really bothers me........he's talking about the resistance in Iraq being terrorists and that we're fighting a war on terror in Iraq, right now.......AND the terrorists are looking for hesitation on our part...

That last part is a nasty shot at anybody who speaks against this war or occupation or anything else...its a warning shot across the bow...

notice that he said they won't see any hesitation (from him)...same old Cowboy bullshit!!!!

This is a full-out challenge folks........ya up to it????????/

:kick:

[PretzelWarrior]

response to WMD Being found: I-I-I-I...we-we-we-we--stupid fuck

he can't even talk straight about this. what a fucking moron. In deepest sympathies. American democracy sucks now. THem we. uhh.. they..I..we....duuuuuuhhhhh....

[Hoppin_Mad]

71. " we will bring the weapons " (WMD) !

The corrected himself - sort ot.

Shrub's worst performance ever !

[Hoppin_Mad]

72. " we will bring the weapons " (WMD) !

Then corrected himself - sort ot.

Shrub's worst performance ever !

[Generic Other]

64. Free the United States of the evil

influence of Bush and his dogs.

[shockingelk]

65. "the Blair government?"????

Does this mean that we don';t gave an "American government" but a "Bush government"????

[Gin]

69. "We will bring the weapons".....slip of the tongue?

god he's pathetic

[Gin]

"We will bring the weapons".....slip of the tongue?

god he's pathetic

[arcos]

66. "They are bad people!"

:puke::puke::puke:

fucking fascist

[FlashHarry]

We will 'bring' the weapons??? WTF??? N/T

[PretzelWarrior]

85. yep. Nic Robertson called him on it: innocent til proven guilty??

it was great. Old Bushie got mad again. Like...how dare you throw the U.S. constitutional law at me you fecking limey!!

'We're gonna go upstairs and make out and then talk about what we're gonna do about those limey pieces of scum that are guiltier than a fox in the cookie jar.'

[Emboldened Chimp]

67. "We'll find the truth!"

We better!

He cut a reporter's question off. From Reuters. What a pompous ass he is.

[karlschneider]

68. This is the most frightening bunch of shit I've heard in many, many years.

shrub is stuttering, rambling and dissembling even more than usual.
Holy shit.

[julka]

75. CNN......Jon Snow is REAMING Blair

just said poodle is digging himself in DEEPER.

said he had NO evidence for his assertions!

fanTAStic!

[julka]

81. CNN......Jon Snow is REAMING Blair

just said poodle is digging himself in DEEPER.

said he had NO evidence for his assertions!

fanTAStic!

Jeff Greenfield says: most striking thing was the question about taking responsibility for the speech, and Bush took responsibility for his decisions, and got rid of the dictator. question is, will that take care of all the questions surrounding WMD existence

then Greenfield does NOT say that * DID not answer the question.

HE danced around it, too! what a weasel.

the British guy needs to be on TV here! he kicked ASS!!!!!!

[arcos]

70. "...WE WILL BRING WEAPONS..."

He said it!!!! His subconscious played a trick on him! They will plant them for sure.

[Emboldened Chimp]

73. That's it?`

Three stinkin' questions? What wimps!

[tinnypriv]

76. WOAH

Did I honestly just see Bush bitchslap a questioner like he is a fucking KING?

Hey, we've got that crap over here. You're a republic! Impeach this ahole! :puke:

Goddamn.

[Sliverofhope]

78. Good for the British dude

Snow, or whatever... Blair's digging himself in deeper.

And Jeff Greenfield... saying... blah blah blah. Well, nothing strong from him. Should have expected as much.

[tridim]

79. DId I hear the press laughing?

Crappy cspan stream made it really hard to hear, but it sounded like they were laughing as these two freaks left the conference. Kind of an "oh-my-god" type laughter. Can anyone verify?

[tinnypriv]

83. I heard it!

Just as they were walking out. Sort of an "EH??" laugh.

[Sliverofhope]

84. I did hear laughing

I forget in reference to what... but I did hear it.

[FlashHarry]

80. Post-conference discussion here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=57632&mesg_id=57632&page=

[TheBigGuy]

82. as I expected, Bush pales in comparison..fell apart at the end.

nearly lost it tyring to answer the ITN reporters question on gitmo

[julka]

86. real good fix on this format......got voles running around in tiny wheels?

blair did say one true thing, though.

at the beginning, he said he didn't deserve the welcome he got from the audience.

trudat.

only fourteen standing ovations from the pantywaists in the audience.

can you imagine what this would be like if he'd tried this garbage during his parliamentary Q&A sessions?

giving up on this forum for the time being.....taking MINUTES to post

[julka]

87. real good fix on this format......got voles running around in tiny wheels?

blair did say one true thing, though.

at the beginning, he said he didn't deserve the welcome he got from the audience.

trudat.

only fourteen standing ovations from the pantywaists in the audience.

can you imagine what this would be like if he'd tried this garbage during his parliamentary Q&A sessions?

giving up on this forum for the time being.....taking MINUTES to post

[julka]

88. real good fix on this format......got voles running around in tiny wheels?

blair did say one true thing, though.

at the beginning, he said he didn't deserve the welcome he got from the audience.

trudat.

only fourteen standing ovations from the pantywaists in the audience.

can you imagine what this would be like if he'd tried this garbage during his parliamentary Q&A sessions?

giving up on this forum for the time being.....taking MINUTES to post

[tonyblurr]

89. WAIT A GADDAM MINUTE! WHERES PROOF " BIN LADEN DID IT " TONYBALONEY?

Very eloquent speech Toony but...

WAIT A GADDAM MINUTE! WHERES PROOF " BIN LADEN DID IT " TONYBALONEY?

We're STILL WAITING for the PROOF that BIN LADEN masterminded 911.

We havent forgotten how he came to Bushys rescue before they invaded afghanistan and said he SAW IRREFFUTABLE PROOF that Dust Bin Ladder did it that ENDED ALL SPECUL@ION as to WHO DIDIT.

WHERES THE PROOF BLAIRHEAD?