Worth a re-run, for those who missed it

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Chipper Chat

10. Preview of Bill O"Reilly's show in April:


"Folks, there is a war on Easter! Just yesterday the Plano Texas school district issued a decree that no easter eggs (chocolate or hard-boiled) will be allowed inside the school building. In fact, the school janitor was ordered to trap and kill all the bunnies hanging around the elementary school." Folks - this is liberalism run amok. And what about the town of Eerie, Indiana having a shortage of baskets, so the mayor has outlawed easter baskets! And finally, the citizens of Wahiawa Hawaii are not allowed to say "Happy Easter" but must use the greeting "Friendly Kahuna Day" or face a thousand-dollar fine. I'm telling you folks, you heard it on Fox News. Write your congressmen and complain. Nancy Pelosi has already taken away Christmas, dont let her get away with destroying our beloved Easter too." And that's my talking point for today."

I am still laughing, thanks, CC

[NanceGreggs]

1. Good one!

But I don't think O'Reilly will have the patience to wait until Easter. I'm expecting a "War on Ground Hog's Day" any day now. We'll hear all about how some unpatriotic Americans are waging war on a symbol that represents good, American family values.

This will undoubtedly be followed by a "War on Valentine's Day" -- with boycotts of Christian-hating retailers who are refusing to add the word 'Saint' to their Valentine's Day displays of cards and candy.