Move over, Bill. George Bush is going to be taking your place

[mtnsnake]

as the blame-it-all reason for everything bad that happens.

I don't know about you, but over the last dozen or so years I got a little more annoyed than I would have liked, listening to Republicans blame Bill Clinton for everything under the sun. You could be talking about the decline of the grain crop in China and Republicans would jump in and blame Bill for THAT, too! Well it's time to turn the tables when it comes to pointing the finger of blame.

It's our turn now.

George Bush has given us the perfect opportunity to take the pressure off Bill and put it where it belongs. From here on in, I don't care what it is that the repukes are talking about. If it's about anything negative or about something that's gone wrong, I'm going to be right in their faces, and I'm going to be pointing the finger of blame at Bush. I won't care if I'm right or wrong, I won't care how silly I might sound to them, I won't care if it's next year or if it's 10 years from now....Bush is going to be the reason for anything bad that happens, and I'm going to be more vociferous about it than they were about Clinton.

BTW, do you know why more dogs are barking late at night? You know that earthquake they're talking about...the big one? You know why our car insurance is so expensive? You know why more people are fighting with each other? You know why so many marriages are falling apart? You know why more people are having headaches? You know why more sharks are attacking kids? You know why your teeth are bad? You know why you're not catching as many fish as you used to? You know why your feet stink? You know why more people are breaking out with zits than ever before? Yup, from now on, it's all Bush's fault.

An eye for an eye!

[terip64]

1. dupe

[mtnsnake]

4. "He's why I gained 10 lbs, I know that!".....Mind if I use that one, too?

LOL :toast:

[terip64]

5. I've been using it for a while, feel free!

[terip64]

2. He's why I gained 10 lbs, I know that!

[politicaholic]

3. I'm hungover and it BUSH'S FAULT!!!

Oh boy, you're right, that feels great! Headaches's gone!

Unfortunately I opened a swirling portal to the netherworld in my floor by invoking Bush's name, but wha-cha-gonna-do.

[lpbk2713]

6. Big difference is .....

this asshole really is behind all the collossal fuggups of the past five years.

[mtnsnake]

9. He really is. That's why we have to give it back to them, only tenfold!

[global1]

7. I Too Have Been Doing This For The Last Couple of Years....

and I'm amazed by the response I get from people. They agree. I do it at restaurants, stores, gas stations, work, everywhere. It makes me feel good as well. A great release.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. One of my half inch ratchets broke last week and I'm sending

him the bill.... so there.

[mtnsnake]

11. I don't blame you, but you know what happened to me?

I had to go to eat string beans when I was a kid, all because of George Bush!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Oh no...not string beans.... (I love string beans), that's just

terrible... I'm so sorry.... do this for consolation, imagine whirrled peas and be glad you didn't have them then cuz you certainly won't have it now.







"whirrled peas = world peace"

[billybob537]

10. The best part will be

you can use crazy freep style rationalizations and they wont be able to deny it.

[mtnsnake]

13. Exactly. I'm going to be blaming Bush for everything tomorrow night at a

little Christmas Eve get-together my wife and I are going to. There will be a few repukes there and I can't wait to hear the first thing they start whining about.

"It's so cold out"...My response will be: "Well maybe you should talk to that idiot you voted for who's responsible for changing our weather patterns." (even though it might not make sense, that doesn't matter when you're talking to repukes)

"My kids are acting wild lately over Christmas"...My response: "Maybe it's got nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with Bush, who's influence is making kids forget their manners."

...and so on. It's payback time!