I Just Scared the LIFE out of a Freeper

[berni_mccoy]

I have a freeper co-worker who was defending Bush's latest Spygate scandal. I asked him, "So, when Hillary is President, it will be ok for her to listen to the communications of U.S. citizens... I'd be listening for clicks on the line if I were you!"

He turned three shades whiter and then red and then white again... he couldn't even speak after that.

:evilgrin:

[niyad]

1. oooh, that's a GREAT one--must remember it.

[maxsolomon]

2. that's the kernel of the argument

its ok because i trust GWB.

if its a dem, the black helicopters are out & scenes of Waco dance in the heads of our rugged individualists.

[libhill]

32. But but but

it must be done - that will make it easier to take their guns, and move in the U.N. forces for a redistribution of the wealth. People like that must be sent to re-education camps. hee hee

[derby378]

3. Awww, SNAP!

Nicely done!

[Catherine Vincent]

4. ROFL!

Yeah, you got 'em good!

[KingFlorez]

5. Can I use that?

That's a great response to those defending Bush's eavesdropping

[berni_mccoy]

8. Please do... it's much more enjoyable as an experience.

[Tyler Durden]

6. These fuckers foget setting precidents.

What's sauce for the goose, etcetera.

These pigs better PRAY they can hold on to power.

[C_U_L8R]

29. Precedent is the reason

the reason that Republicans will be forced to impeach Bush...
or else congress will set precedent that all future Presidents
can act with the same impunity. Congress needs to enforce
it's authority as a "check and balance" or lose it for all eternity.

Ladys and gentlemen, the reichstag is on fire.

[kath]

30. uhh, I thought that the Reichstag caught fire on Sept. 11, 2001...

[libhill]

33. It did -

Inside job, pure and simple. Islamic terrorists my fucking ass.

[Check12]

7. Did he ever turn blue?

Then he would have been a real patriot! :rofl:

[anarch]

9. haha...very nice!

:thumbsup:

[rkc3]

10. My resident RW nutter will be dropping by shortly - must ask him the same.

The in-laws might get a dose of that over the holidays as well.

Great job!

[stop the bleeding]

11. Bwahahahahah !!! wish I could have seen his chickenshit ass.

:rofl:

[Sydnie]

12. Love it when the truth hits them in the face!

Thanks for posting that story.

[gratuitous]

13. If he's stupid enough to bring it up again

Apologize, and say you misspoke. Now that you've thought it over, you realize that the technology is now at such a state that he'd never hear any clicks on his line. Enjoy watching his furtive little eyes dart left and right before bulging.

[stop the bleeding]

14. LOL!! great stuff!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[smartvoter]

15. ROTFLMAO!!!

[FreedomAngel82]

16. LOL

Good one. :yourock:

[RobertSeattle]

17. It will be standard GOP Hypocrisy

When a (R) is President they believe in unlimited Presidential Executive Privilege, and major violations of the law by the President should ignored.
When a (D) is President they believe in limited Presidential Executive Privilege, and the (D) should be investigate for the pettiest of things.

[Fuzz]

48. Like the line item veto

[Maestro]

18. Did his head do this?

I just love it when that happens.

[progressoid]

27. Oh, I like that guy!

[Odin2005]

19. OMG LOL!

:rofl:

[Tsiyu]

20. Brilliant!!!!!!!!

I'm stealing it!
:evilgrin:

Kind of like asking the "'Murka: Love It Or Leave It" types why they didn't leave when Clinton was Prez....

:yourock:

[spooky3]

21. Every time you see him now, just say "click..click...click"

Thanks for the laugh!

[berni_mccoy]

39. Nah, I'll just call his number...

And ask him what he thought Clinton's punishment for lying about the Lewinski scandal should have been. Then when he rattles off any number of nasty things, I'll say "Hey, did you hear that clicking on the line?"

:evilgrin:

[spooky3]

40. hahahahahaha!

[Rainscents]

22. Great come back!!! LOL

[displacedtexan]

23. I blogged about that very thing!

http://ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/2005/12/hey-republicans-approve-of-bushcos.html

Excerpt:

Hey, Republicans!
Approve of BushCo's Spying?
You're Next, Suckers!

In 2002, President George W. Bush signed a secret (probably Double Super Secret)
presidential order, authorizing the NSA (trans. Conoleezza Rice, et al)
"to eavesdrop on Americans and others inside the United States to search for
evidence of terrorist activity without the court-approved warrants ordinarily
required for domestic spying." --snip--

If you approve of BushCo spying on American citizens, you must also approve of a
future Democratic administration doing the same thing... and delving into
Republican Party activities that threaten to undermine a Democratic
administration's ability to wage war on terrorism.

[donheld]

24. That's a good one

I may borrow that from you.

[Cults4Bush]

25. Try using a far left group in place of neocons as well, like Greenpeace

or PETA. I have had a lot of success ambush repugs with replacing one extremist group (neocons) with one that I know all the 'pugs hate.

Best part is when they try to shoot it down with a "it will never happen" argument. You know how easy it is to start baiting up and shooting down every hypo they throw at you for "security purposes" after that?

[chat_noir]

26. displacedtexan, how does your quote look as a recurring comment?

Would sure like the FReeper trolls and visitors see it every day. :)

(Too bad signature lines are turned off - can't see it!)

[driver8]

28. Excellent response!! I love it. n/t

[libhill]

31. Good response -

if they can't take the heat, they should stay the fuck outta the kitchen.

[Cerridwen]

34. Perfect!

Thank you!

:rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

35. LOVE it.

Just told a friend what you wrote, thought he was going to choke from laughing. I will use this - definitely.

:bounce:

[Renew Deal]

36. Now that's funny.

:rofl:

[DawgHouse]

37. Oh, you are so quick-witted!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

38. You do know that he never heard anything you said after Hillary...

All you have to do to a repub is to say "Hillary" and they all react the same way you described.:)

[wadestock]

41. To think that anyone could even consider

Hillary having ANY chance of becoming president is enough to turn me 3 shades too.
If she runs...and if she gets the nomination...or even tags along as VP....it spells the end of the democratic party in 2008...and possibly our country for that matter....

[EstimatedProphet]

42. Mention to him that both ends of the phone line get traced

and that if something "suggestive" comes out, then they will investigate both parties.
Then call him from a pay phone, talk through a handkerchief, and say "The lion falls at midnight", or "John has a long moustache", or somesuch bad spy novel stuff.

[lonestarnot]

43. Good one!

[Auntie Bush]

44. Sounds like he was getting patriotic...

"He turned three shades whiter and then red and then white again... he couldn't even speak after that."
You should have said:
He turned three shades whiter and then red and then white again and then blue... he couldn't even speak after that.

[bridgit]

45. ^_^

sure, bush and the bfee are having a grand ole time tearing up everything that matters to 'we the people', but there will be hell to pay. even if it takes having to suffer their own foibles fed back to them on a cold platter.

my predict is that this bunch will go down harder, quicker, and deeper than Nixon ever thought he could. time. it will take time. but it will happen.

they are not above the law and i do not care how much or how often they claim to be. they are done. the american system, as brilliant as it is, will not support the shear weight of such ignorance in the form of: g.w. bush.

[uppityperson]

46. What's good for the gander is good for the goose

Some repubs realize this, they whatever they do will stay that way when they are not in power again.
Edited because I had it backwards

[uppityperson]

47. dupe sorry