Laura's holiday cookie recipe

[LiberalEsto]

These are George's favorite cookies!

Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level Cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit off floor... Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something white. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[ComerPerro]

1. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

That's great!

[Jokerman]

2. George says, "Screw the cookies, give me the Cuervo!" n/t

[Individualist]

3. You omitted a major ingredient

Hashish

[ComerPerro]

4. Or, "Grind up your Xanax and add 1 teaspoon"

[patrice]

5. Something I agree with Laura about, Tequila!!

Or at least I used to back before I became a "woman of a certain age", now just fond memories.

Cherry Mistmas Laura, and Nappy Hew Beer!

[TahitiNut]

6. A 48 oz. bottle of Cuervo? Wow!

How many worms died for our sins?

[Beelzebud]

7. ROFL That was great.

[LiberalEsto]

8. I can't take credit for writing this...

someone e-mailed the recipe to me and I thought it was marvelous. I just added Laura & George's names to spice it up a bit.

:evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

9. Kick

for the Evening DU crowd.....

[MadHound]

10. Figures that Laura would be into that Cuervo crap

Doesn't even have enough class to drink the good stuff, Patron, Chinaco, and many others.

LOL great recipe!

[AZBlue]

11. That's funny! Reminds me of the "turk the bastey" T'giving recipe!