BREAKING: BUSH TO STAY THE COURSE

[Halliburton]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/12/18/bush.speech/index.html

:wow:

[RagingInMiami]

1. STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. This just in:

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Film at eleven.

[kahleefornia]

6. awesome

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RobertSeattle]

9. Custer says he'll go into Little Big Horn as well

[K8-EEE]

3. We Wouldn't Want To "Signal That America Can't Be Trusted...

...to keep its word..."

o...m...G! From chasing the inspectors out to the joke made-up evidence, this whole thing has absolutely decimated the world's trust in this country -- and we can't begin to get it back until BushCo is outta there.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. our Iraqi FRIENDS? and who the hell are they?

The few that we did not bomb, strafe, kill, torture, abuse, insult and made to suffer?
what is that, about 14%?

Oh, yes, 86% want us out now.

so the math works.

[Th1onein]

11. Our Iraqi friends that we don't trust to give guns to?

You mean those Iraqis? The ones that we are training to fight and protect their own government? They don't have guns! Oops! Well, they do have guns, but they're imaginary guns.

[Pithy Cherub]

5. Albatrosses weigh-in! Lemmings unite and march to ... freedom

Like * was going to use the time productively or something. C'mon! :yoiks:

[CatholicEdHead]

7. And this is different from the last 4 flops?

[Bouncy Ball]

8. IT'S HIS NEW PLAN!!!

Wait. No, it's not.

I know things are bad: my calm cool husband is now yelling at the TV when bush is on it. Tonight I heard him yell "YOU DON'T HAVE A DAMN PLAN, YOU IDIOT!"

:rofl:

I'm so enjoying it.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. But this time, he is demanding airtime.

I suspect he will be angry, upset, and nervous. FUCK HIM.
But only with a condom and all other protection that will keep his internal messiah disease from spreading.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Oh fuck him. I second that.

Fuck him and all his evil little puppetmasters who hate America.

Fuck all of them.

I'm glad he'll be angry and upset. I hope he does that fucked up little jaw thing even more, so more people notice it and wonder what the fuck is wrong with him. I hope he's slurring, like he was in his first speech after Katrina, when he said "the shitty of New Orleans" and his whole Cabinet was standing behind him, as if to catch him from his swaying.

He's a stupid motherfucker and karma is just getting warmed up on his nasty ass.

[alfredo]

13. this is bullshit. The time we spend listening to his lies can

never be taken back. It is a waste. It is a pity that he is willing to rob us of our precious time on this green earth. The best one can do is turn off the TV, pick up a book or slide a CD into the player. Do something worthwhile with your time. Life is worth more than wasting it listening to our fearless leader.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Hear, hear.

You can always read the transcript if you're really curious later. But why bother? All he does is say the same old tired shit anyway.

[alfredo]

15. His butt is in a sling, otherwise he wouldn't be doing this.