Caption Cheney

[Cocoa]

[ewagner]

1. Screw the diet!

"hehehehe...if Lynn could see what I'm eatin, she'd have a heart attack"

[Lusted4]

15. So Mr. Cheney that sixth deferment didn't go through?

[Lusted4]

17. Thats right son, How did you come to sit at this table? SHORT,STRAW,SIR!

[NanceGreggs]

2. "Thanks to the efforts of Halliburton and its subsidiaries ...

... this tasty meal only cost $4,576!"

[cloud_chaser1]

12. Now thats funny.

Unfortunately, it also true.


I hope he gets a gangbuster case of heartburn and belchs his way home.

[don954]

3. headline of the day

"Cheney Visits Iraq; Attacks Kill 19"
makes it sound lik chaney is attaacking... :evilfrown:

[mwb970]

8. Death clings to Dick like stink on a monkey. (n/t)

[Poll_Blind]

4. You can't get fresh arab baby meat like this back home. Seconds please!

Go fuck yourself, Dick.

PB

[maddezmom]

5. "Wonder what K&R is charging the US taxpayers for this crap?

and do I really have to eat it?"

[killbotfactory]

6. I'll have to remember this recipe...

When I'm lounging around in my mansion paid for by the blood of your sacrifice.

[mailman82]

7. I'm so fucking scared I shit my pants!!!!!

By the way go Fuck yourself, Dick you COWARD!

[Lefty48197]

9. This food sucks. Can't wait to get back to my catered 7 course meals

Did I just think that silently, or did I accidentally say it out loud?

[havocmom]

10. This shit is garbage! Means my Halliburtion checks will keep coming!

Yea!

[BuyingThyme]

11. Another $1,000 for Halliburton.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Gawd damn trooper torturing rakkkis all day sure do work up an

appitite! Pass me some of them lard cookies and a gob of that chocolate ice cream! Hey Trooper are you gonna' eat that?"

[leftofthedial]

14. eat good boys!

we called off the special forces black-op, er, insurgents for today!

[MiniMandaRuth]

16. I Vant To Eat Your Babies.

I Hate This Food.

[atomic-fly]

18. Finally! Dick Cheney smiles...only thing in life he can enjoy...

one of his overpriced fatty Halliburton meals.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. Dammit, I said plaster, not PLASTIC!

I didn't want to make the same mistake as Junior!

[Kurt Remarque]

20. my kingdom for a plastic turkey...

[Montauk6]

21. "Cate Edwards? OOFAH! An ass that won't quit..."