Phony "war on Christmas"

[SHRED]

I'm thinking the Religiocans make this up every year as part of their attempt to hide their real war; the "war on science".
And to increase "donations" from the flock, of course.
:dilemma:

[Swamp Rat]

1. "Santa, you're next!"

[Ready4Change]

2. Well, Santa HAS stolen the baby Jesus's birthday.

Maybe he WILL be next.

[A Simple Game]

3. I know one thing.

Being a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes decorating for the holidays easier. When the lights come out from storage in a large ball with a few stragglers hanging out, just hang it up, find an end and plug it in. It is the perfect tribute to FSM!