I'm afraid! I just saw a known Quaker on the street!

[Armstead]

Should I contact Homeland Security?

[porphyrian]

1. Yes! They're dangerous pacifists!

They might pray for peace!

[atommom]

2. Some of my ancestors were Quakers, so I'm probably under

surveillance too. (They did get kicked out of the church, but they were clearly terraist sympathizers.)

[Armstead]

6. Have to give you a blood test

Must see if your Quaker blood has been sufficiently diluted. Otehrwise we must watch you 24/7.

[atommom]

17. You keep your hands off my Quaker corpuscles!

Or I'll have to get pacifist with you. :evilgrin:

[Armstead]

7. Have to give you a blood test

Must see if your Quaker blood has been sufficiently diluted. Otehrwise we must watch you 24/7.

[NanceGreggs]

3. God help us ALL!!!

If the Quakers want to take over the country, they can do it in a heartbeat -- because they're not dependent on foreign oil to power their horse-and-buggy war machines!

[Sinistrous]

4. You may be confusing Quakers with Amish. n/t

[NanceGreggs]

9. Yes, you're right -- I was ...

DUH! I guess all of those peace-loving people look alike!

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. No need to contact "homeland security" (insecurity?)

They are probably all cataloged, traced, photographed and wiretapped, just like everybody else.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. No. Unless you are allergic to cereal. Otherwise, have a nice breakfast

[Armstead]

10. Yes I hope Quaker Oats is on their list

[HysteryDiagnosis]

11. I saw a friendly enough looking one in my

pantry.... should I report him or should I just let him be consumed for breakfast???

[BrotherBuzz]

13. Jeez louise, that ain't a friendly...

that's Barbara Bush, beautiful mind and all...

"Why should we hear about body bags and deaths," Barbara Bush said on ABC's "Good Morning America" on March 18, 2003. "Oh, I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

[Armstead]

16. That Black Hat is a dead giveaway....

[IChing]

12. Were they "Lurking" down the street?

Lurking is a common trait for quakers, and others that might profess this
type of philosophy. Lurking is one the key terrorist trait.
"According to files found in their homes and wiretaps by the govt.

[hwmnbn]

14. Go out there and make.....

A citizen's arrest, citizen's arrest!!!

[Crunchy Frog]

15. I'm a dangerous subversive.

I went to Quaker boarding school, and my family used to attend Quaker Meeting when I was a kid. Better call Homeland Security ASAP.:P

[Th1onein]

18. I'm a Quaker.

So what?

[Armstead]

19. Then I hope they're wirtetapping you too.

(I'm assuming you saw the news reports about the surveillance that went on of the Quakrs and other "dangerous" anti-war groups.)

[Th1onein]

22. I am a member of the Wobblies, too.

Let them spy away. I might even educate some of them.

[jbnow]

20. When you see them

avert your gaze. Don't look into their eyes or they will use their subversive power to implant the Quaker agenda.

If you look away too late and find yourself feeling peaceful and friendly THEN call Homeland Security so they can watch you too.

[Clarkansas]

21. TRIVIA: Name the presidents who were Quakers.

And don't cheat.

From what I know about Quakers, I bet there are quite a few of them here on DU. The Quakers I know are very progressive.