Sorry, but women should not be allowed to drive.

[Dark]

I mean, come on. How many people die from car accidents every year?

Besides, men have always been the one in control of vehicles. That's how it's always been. Remember the old westerns? Who was driving the carriages and wagons? Not women. It goes against thousands of years of tradition, OF TRADITION! Men driving is how it's always been.

Even in the bible, does a woman EVER direct a donkey or horse? No. Who rides into Jerusalem on a Camel?

It ain't Mary Magdalene.

And, you know what's going to happen, don't you? Once women start driving, then people will start wanting to let children drive. Then it's a hop, skip and a jump away from letting ANIMALS drive, and plants, and amoebas even.

BACTERIA BEHIND THE WHEEL! IT WILL BE ANARCHY!

Now, it is true that women have been passengers. Of course. Women are allowed to be passengers. They can sit in the back seat and ride. Even in the Bible, Mary is allowed to ride a donkey. But, note, she does not direct the donkey. Joseph, A MAN, does.

Women should be in the back seat. It's separate, but still equal. Way it has always been, and always will be.



Women should be in the back seat. Some 'libruls' may complain that it isn't equal. But it is!

Both the man and the woman are equally protected by seat belts, and will get there at the same time. But driving is the SACRED duty of men.

It's tradition! It's in the Bible!

Don't let women start driving. As soon as you do, all this will happen, and more.

God will rain down his vengance and smiteth ye!

And don't even get me started on gay marriage.

(Note: I hope I don't have to tell you it's :sarcasm:)

[babylonsister]

1. .

:popcorn:

[ET Awful]

2. Based on the accident I saw this morning, some women

shouldn't be allowed to drive OR walk. (This applies to men too of course, just this morning it was too women, neither of whom was paying any attention to anything but the exact opposite of what they should have been paying attention to).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4446414&mesg_id=4446414

[MissMarple]

4. Did they both get tickets?

It sounds like they both should.

[ET Awful]

8. I only stayed 'til the lady that got hit was loaded on the ambulance.

I did call her office though and they're going to let me know how she is once they get word.

I don't know if anybody got a ticket.

[Dark]

6. So the lady had an ice covered windshield. AND SHE WAS DRIVING! n/t

[ET Awful]

9. Don't forget the pedestrian looking away from where traffic would come

from and crossing against the light.

They're both nuts if you ask me.

[TahitiNut]

29. If the pedestrian was from Japan or the UK, it'd be easy ...

... to understand why she was "looking away" from oncoming traffic. I've been a pedestrian in the UK and "looked away" more often than I like to admit.

[ET Awful]

31. But she didn't. She had a distinct Massachusetts accent.

She was from here.

[seabeyond]

17. shit happens. someone not payng attention is about always

why we have the word ACCIDENT. dont know that you would have "accident" if someone was paying attention to what they should have.

[Montauk6]

3. Even with the

:sarcasm:

:popcorn:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Of course not. They should be in carriages pulled by men.

Whip. Whip.



:sarcasm:

[meow2u3]

22. I like that idea

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

7. I'll go along with that as long as

I'm driven around in a chauffered limosine! :silly:

[Dark]

12. What if you have to ride on a tricycle? n/t

[azmouse]

14. Then I find myself a new man! ...with a limosine!

[Dark]

15. I like you're style!

[Angry Girl]

10. Intelligent Design says that driving requires a penis

ID'ers have uncovered a 3,000-year-old scroll, dating back to the beginning of creation, to prove it. On this scroll, right next to a herd of brontosauruses, is a man riding what looks very like a Flintstones vehicle. "The amazing thing is that these cars produced no pollution," said researcher Chris O'Dell. "Truly, this was Gawd's paradise on Earth."

[Dark]

11. Hmm, I wonder why they didn't include it in the Bible. n/t

[Bridget Burke]

13. Yes, but how intelligent is it to get lost & refuse to ask directions?

Guess who was leading the Lost Tribes of Israel?

[Angry Girl]

18. No kidding! The idiots in the White House do it all the time....

Wasn't it Gabriela Garcia Marquez who said something about how men have ruled the world and obviously have done a horrid job, so now it's time for women to take over? I'll support that!

[TahitiNut]

30. Yep. Just like operating the TV remote.

Women aren't qualified to handle Excalibur. :silly:

[leeroysphitz]

16. When I was in saudi Arabia in the first Gulf war we routinely

saw male children that looked as young as 12 or 13 years old driving while thier adult mother rode as passengers. Women were not allowed to drive cars and still aren't as far as I know. Coincidentally (?) the majority of U.S. casualties sustained during our time in the gulf were the result of traffic accidents on Saudi roads...

[Kurovski]

19. Get them gays and Unitarians off the road, too!

Dag-nabbit!

[cliss]

20. Well, what are the statistics here darling?

Insurance companies would know best. They give the lowest premiums to the best drivers.

How do women rate versus men?

[Kurovski]

23. Actually, as I recall young men have the worst score.

I found that out when I learned what my nephews had to pay for car insurance.

It's discrimination, I tells 'ya!!!

[obreaslan]

21. OMG, What's next???? Box Turtles Driving Cars??????

[iconoclastNYC]

24. I met someone the other day....91 years old....she drives.

Truthfully that is a little scary.

[tjwash]

25. I had my car totaled a couple of months ago by a 92 year old...

...while my car was parked in the street. It was also the second such accident that he had been in in the last six months.

[Generator]

26. Driving?

Please, I'm a lady. I just hit the gas, steer a little, hum and pray. It's worked so far.

[Catherine Vincent]

27. I know you're being sarcastic but what prompted you to start this thread?

[tjwash]

28. Sounds like he is relating it to the whole "gays shouldn't marry" t hing