Crying out for a Photoshop: * on Brokeback Mountain

[PDittie]

and Jeff Gannon, and maybe Scottie or Santorum or...

Cowboy hats and buttless chaps. Homophobes ridin' bareback on the back forty while the wives are quiltin' back at the ranch house. Y'all get the picture, right?

[AllegroRondo]

1. Makes that horse milking joke that much funnier

[PDittie]

2. OMG! Pickles, cigarette dangling from pinched lips:

"George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George; he's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

[robbedvoter]

3. Ya mean, this one?

http://toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/laura_stand-up.htm