Agree or Disagree with WAR ON CHRISTMAS, SANTA Deserves our Support!

[wakemewhenitsover]

Even though War on Christmas is a Republican issue, we know they refuse to make the sacrifices necessary to achieve total victory.

Let's face it, we're all in this war, and Santa and his brave reindeer are the ones in harm's way. It's up to us Dems to show our support by...

1. Body armor for Santa and reindeer.
2. Armor for Santa's sleigh.
3. X-ray equipment so elves can guarantee safety of Santa's toy bag.
4. Volunteers to taste-test cookies and milk left on mantle for Santa.

Any other suggestions?

[bammertheblue]

1. sorry

crazy computer! eek!

[Canuckistanian]

2. How about fighter support for Santa's Sleigh?

And a dedicated LZ everytime he lands, with some Agent Orange laid down.

Oh, and soften up the enemy with some Willy Pete when going into hostile zones, like Massachusetts or San Fransisco...

Incoming!!!!!!

[wakemewhenitsover]

6. What's Willy Pete?

[Canuckistanian]

14. Army slang for White Phosphorus

White phosphorus is a waxy solid which burns easily and is used in chemical manufacturing and smoke munitions. Exposure to white phosphorus may cause burns ...

[TahitiNut]

3. Send the Repiglickers to the North Pole to man the defensive perimeter ...

... around Santa's Workshop. They can use the snowball artillery, icicle rockets, and build igloos and ice trenches. It's year-round duty. Wish them well. (Have the NRA arm bears.)

[wakemewhenitsover]

5. Funny!

[mindwalker_i]

4. Santa in gitmo

I was thinking of doing a Santa with a low hood and wires attached, you know, just to "support the troops" or something like that. Probably a good thing I don't have a yard :)

-mwalker

[BuyingThyme]

7. Secretly order the reindeer to stand down on 12/25.

[No Exit]

8. Fuck Santa. I'm out of the mood.

Well, okay. I promise not to launch any of those shoulder-to-air missile thingies.

[LittleClarkie]

9. A missive has just arrived from Mrs. Claus. It reads:

"Back off skag! He's MINE!"

Signed, the Missus.

[No Exit]

11. Ooops. Oh, great. The Claus family has classified me as "threat"

in its spying report.

They've got almost as many spies as the Pentagon has.

[LittleClarkie]

12. Mrs. Claus has spies that the Mister doesn't know about

Gotta keep the girlies offa her hunny bear, doncha know.

[No Exit]

13. Hmm.. kinda like Mrs. Cheney has

friends that Mister Cheney doesn't....... never mind.

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. A chimney on every roof!

[rainbow4321]

15. Parents outraged after teacher says there's no Santa

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/gen/ap/TX_Theres_No_Santa.html

Guess what, kids? There's no such thing as Santa Claus! That was a suburban music teacher's holiday message to first-graders Monday — a remark that angered parents and prompted the school district to issue a pro-Santa statement.

Several parents made angry phone calls to Richland Elementary School in this Dallas suburb after the teacher spilled the Santa scoop.

"When you take a 6-year-old and tell him, you got to spend how much time to get him to believe again. The damage is done," parent Michael Millett said.

Later, however, Richardson school district spokesman Tim Clark said he had good news."The teacher did hear from Santa Claus himself, who heard about the situation and let the teacher know that the spirit of the holidays is alive and well and to pass that message along to the students," Clark said.